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I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

tiktaalic

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

synthbug

I see an animol I name it

stupidiocy-somewhere-else

Guess who’s reblogging turble again

synthbug

Guess who's smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3

tahthetrickster

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

tahthetrickster

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

sudo-trans--pony

theblackparadeisdead

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

theblackparadeisdead

Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

dduane

An old favorite. (And the incident with the moth in The Door into Fire is a nod toward this, though not an obvious one.)

thatsbelievable

lothcats

tlirsgender

I just think dating is a scam like 90% of the time. Joker voice And I'm tired of pretending it's not

tlirsgender

I can buy the concept of romance existing but the social song and dance of Dating specifically is so, like. Ok. So we're all just expected to walk around performing desirability & having coffee with people you find mildly interesting & Hopefully you will Feel Something for one of them. & if you keep it up long enough you can get legally bound and financially dependent on each other and have kids or something, not because you want them but because you're so fucking normal. This is supposed to be your #1 priority in life btw. Are you insane?

tlirsgender

And people will be like "you'll never be happy if you don't successfully have coffee with someone you think is mildly interesting, it's so sad that you're not having coffee with someone you think is mildly interesting" & I'm sitting here like I don't think that's true actually I think I'm doing pretty good. I have other things fulfilling my admittedly lower than average need for human connection, like friends