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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@rtgrl
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular
scale time
the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).
There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number
apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains
presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum
i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.
i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.
i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.
i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.
I get knocked down
but I get up again
10^81 times
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?
This is better than my real life
I'm doing well
I'm doing fine
I'm not having a good time
I'm absolutely cooked
There is nothing different about this universe and my own
opening up a bunch of a03 tabs and figuring out what the tags are several days later when i actually read past the first couple paragraphs
The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said
The point isn't "stop criticizing indie artists" or "defend your favorite show under this post". I don't even watch Digital Circus and no one is above criticism. Literally every indie show is getting torn to shreds on twitter right now and I'm not saying this to defend anyone I don't know. The point is "someone who actually has the power to kill us all and get away with it deserves way more ire and accountability than a cartoonist and I expect grown adults to understand this"
Nishimoto Ryota
a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag
“Who is the internet even for anymore?” is such a valid question. Companies are sanitizing the internet and stifling natural human expression in the name of child safety and being family friendly, but the kids such as fuck aren’t benefitting from this. The internet is becoming too childish for adults and yet still too adult for kids.
in order for the fictive matt johnson to keep on his sisyphean journey of making art with his best friend the real life matt johnson also has to carry out holy grail quests to keep making art with his best friend. filmic matt johnson is blackmailing people and jumping off the cn tower meanwhile actual guy matt johnson is suffering through making critically acclaimed biopics and for your consideration events. matt johnson is successfully pushing the boulder up the hill in order to play a guy who will never succeed at pushing the boulder up the hill while acting like he's the one who has it worse here
Mary Blair's concept art for Alice in Wonderland (1951)
dash simulator:
MUTUAL 1: i fucking hate the toronto maple leafs
MUTUAL 2: GO LEAFS GO🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
MUTUAL 3: im going to kill myself
TUMBLR AD: DOWNLOAEDD AI PUSSY RIGHT NOW!!
MUTUAL 4: and FUCK the sharks
MUTUAL 5: (blocked tag)
MUTUAL 6: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
MUTUAL 7: i saw a bjrd trday :3 🐦
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You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
I am the landlord/other/results
Someone justifying harassing a minor internet personality by saying "You can't bully celebrities. The celebrity class can afford security and to avoid social spaces with commoners."
Ok, yeah, I don't think this nurse with 100k followers who makes videos of her dogs has a bodyguard.
And I'm never sure whether this comes from the person being so poor that they don't realize that people making $100k don't have 'staff' or being so rich that they don't realize that people making $100k don't have 'staff'.
