i probably love you

i'm dils (he/they, 25), and i does stuff, and this is where you find some of it. icon by @lionpaws, header is 'the jesus factory' by dennis richter

[dilsdoes]

(thank you to @theysies for the gif!)

hi im dils (he/they), and i does stuff.

i prefer masculine titles (mr, sir etc) and feminine nouns (girl, actress etc) (this rule also applies to titles that are also nouns (eg if i were royalty id be a queen called king dils))

if thats confusing its bc you dont get to comprehend me 💞

im from st lucia (in the caribbean, not in australia)

im a lesbian (tme)

23 years old (id rather not interact with anyone younger than like 17. go ahead and block the fuck outta me w no remorse or explanation if i make you uncomfortable)

im black and creole

my special interest is fall out boy, although i hyperfixate on vinyl records and flight rising among other things.

if i spam your blog its because i forgot i wasnt on my dash and kept rbing shit, sorry! i try not to.

if you tell me to delete something i rb from you i will, no questions asked

if you ask me to tag something i will, no questions asked.

currently tagging: nothing (at least not vigilantly)

you can find me @dilsdoes basically anywhere (i dont use twitter anymore though its awful).

my music (mostly fall out boy and alternative) and activism blog is @petewentzisblack1312

my random fandom blog is @dilsdelights

my flight rising blog is @dilsdragons

my art account + shop tumblr is @dilsdesigns

im a private math tutor (and id love to help you with your math homework!), i write and sing and do music and a lot of other stuff. ill try anything once! ask and youll find out if ive done it.

do not make sex jokes of my name.

[windienine]

horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.

[retroactivebakeries]

[dilsdoes]

they call me the one eyed one horned flying purple peepee eater

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[dilsdoes]

passion fruit curd as well.

[free-my-mindd]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[jadeharleyinc]

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

[jadeharleyinc]

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

[achillesinhighheels]

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

[urie]

[urie]

hey man just want you to know this shot me 37 times in the chest and made me frighteningly aware of my mortality

[segamascott]

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[rockabillywife]

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[gaysaulgoodman]

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[anistarrose]

with nothing but affection and care for many of you reporting itchy mouths and "spicy" foods in the notes:

Oral Allergy Syndrome: Why Foods Make Your Mouth Itchy

Learn more about oral allergy syndrome, an allergic reaction to certain foods, including fruits, vegetables and nuts.

[ID: edited conversation screenshot:

Blue: what are u trying to say

Yellow: (image of the Cleveland Clinic's Oral Allergy Syndrome article) go here

Blue: in the oral allergy syndrome information ?

Yellow: go in the OAS information

End ID.]

[sreegs]

Early 2000s culture historical document

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

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