pointless curses, nonsense verses

kristyn | she/her | 17 | 🐝kind

[thebootydiaries]

you (eats stupid eggs): hey

me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?

[esposcampus]

big mood i want hippo campus to blow up so fast because they deserve so much more recognition for their talents but I also want the fandom to stay small and chill and I know it will get harder to see their performances but they deserve it so so much this is my internal battle

[starshucked]

why do I feel like every fall out boy music video has a deeper plot that nobody really wants to discuss

[jakeluppen]

[tallmage-deactivated20171006]

You would not believe your knees

If 10 million bumble bees

[comeholdme]

[starshucked]

send help I can’t stop ironically saying “hello” like the girl in the water bottle vine

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[tobeagenius]

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

[snime]

[tylerandthejosephs]

*tyler joseph voice* josh

[stability]

[farmsuggestion]

so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your tractor that i know you love to drive bite the ear corn off yer counter pull the wheat right out the soil of the acres you inherit from your caring farmer father we ain’t ever out of season we ain’t ever out of season

[stallmedits]

[bluerabbbits]

*muffled “the boys are back in town” playing in the distance*

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[wheelchair-warrior]

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[falloutboy]

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[perkwunos]

A lot of people who claim to be for ‘social justice’ will say cuss words like it’s no big deal. Watch out guys and stay safe