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once-a-polecat

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

crankygay

ottermatopoeia

boomer-mythology-destroyer

catchymemes

scullee

here’s some project hail mary studies i did recently in heavypaint

corrodedparadox

Salmon Cycle

July’s print for print club!

galacticsabc

Two of Us

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

clubcope

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

sushik9

my mass effect brainrot was killing me so i created these chibi designs to print some personal charms. i've decided to open-source the high-res files for anyone who wants to print their own fan-merch! (if there is anyone wants it....TT)

you can get the files here!→ 🍣🍣🍣

terms of use:

✅ allowed: printing for personal use (charms, stickers, prints, etc.)

❌ strictly prohibited: commercial use, reselling, editing or reposting the artwork anywhere else

enjoy! if you ever make something, please share a pic with me, it would make my day! 🥺🖤✨

lesbx

i almost have a perfect skyrim modded set up again. My favorite hobby. Only thing. i cant figure why my girls are fighting or how to stop them

lesbx

“just remove the titty physics mod” You might as well tell me to kill myself

siorca

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

hollenix

if you really cared about those kids

#project hail mary

plain-flavoured-english

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

plain-flavoured-english

Excuse me???

ruffboi-mags

you are right and you should say it.

instantduckninja

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

fluffmugger

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

algrenion

this video has been all that i think about for days now

xubs045-deactivated20240212

yimra-deactivated20250209

The most gentle voice I’ve ever heard In a gamechat

dionysm

@valkyttie

alastair-1205

The Eridian science teams try soooo hard to be soooo normal about Grace. "He helped save our entire planet, we cant experiment on him!" "Hes a whole ass intelligent being, the biodome isnt like a zoo enclosure at all we swear." "Rocky might actually kill us if we try and add enrichment things to the biodome just to see what happens. It'll seem like an insult to Grace's intelligence."

Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.

alastair-1205