I think we need to put parallax era Hal and Ion era Kyle in the same room.
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I think we need to put parallax era Hal and Ion era Kyle in the same room.
Oh you can’t be doing this to me
“Do you know what parallax is?”
I hate seeing all those "Batman with prep time beats anyone" discussions both in person and online. Because I am enlightened and know that Parallax!Hal with no prep time absolutely sweeps any and all competition.
Seriously though, if someone made a bracket tournament for DC without any bias towards one character or another, I sincerely doubt that Batman would last more than a few rounds. He would get bodied by Plastic Man or Wonder Woman in round two. He's not even making top ten realistically.
Ideally I would like to see Guy Gardner specifically kick his ass. He's earned it.
let's make everybody fight parallax hal just so they can lose… peace and love
After seeing the new trailer for Supergirl it came to my mind the fact that while Clark may not speak Kryptonese, making Kara think that she is the last one capable of speaking and understanding it, there is another person who, by the time she arrives on Earth, can do it. She just won't know about him until Clark joins the Justice League.
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Kara, who has gotten used to the fact that she won't ever hear anyone speak kryptonese ever again, using it to say things outloud without anyone understanding her during the first time Clarks introduces her to the League: This is so stupid. I don't like this people, I don't know why Kal would think it's a good idea to associate himself with them.
Hal, responding in perfect Kryptonese, even with a slight regional accent: Has anyone told you that insulting people you just met in a different language is kind of rude?
Kara stares at him like she has just seen a ghost, frozen.
Kara: You speak Kryptonese.
Hal: I'm a Green Lantern. My ring translates every language in the universe and gives me the knowledge to learn it pretty quickly. Basically dead idioms are no exceptions.
Kara: ...
Kara: Can you speak to me again in Kryptonese?
Hal: what?
Kara: It's been so long since I've heard anyone talk in my language. I'm trying to teach it to Kal, but... but you have an accent. I know that accent.
Hal, sitting on a chair: So, you don't like us. Which one of us is the worst?
Kara, slightly teary eyed: The gloomy and dark one. Is he allergic to the sun or something?
Hal: I already like you so much.
when the character's real body isn't their human one but some kind of accessory or tool that contains their life force
New mascot
Jo: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Jessica: Boooo! throws a book at Jo Hal: I hate that that sentence was grammatically correct. John: I hate that "that that" is a part of English vernacular. Simon: Get out. Kyle: Please... mercy... can't you see she's in pain? Keli: crying tears of confusion Guy: banging his head on the table Alan: What the hell are they teaching in schools these days?
in the late 90s early 2000s the budget was such that everyone had to share the dead wife
Ultimate Queer Character: Round One Match One of Thirty-Two
Connor Hawke (Green Arrow)
Aaron Fischer (Captain America)
You have to understand, Connor isn’t ‘popular’. He’s not a Batman or Superman character. He’s a legacy Green Arrow. He’s ‘popular’ because he’s asexual, and has been since the nineties. Whenever conversations around queer rep in DC started, Connor would be brought up, because he showed absolutely no attraction to women (except once, but that was very ooc), despite being written by Chuck Dixon, notorious homophobe. If anyone was going to be gay, it would be him, everyone thought. When asexuality was brought into the spotlight, that fit him even better. Connor is the one recently out character that never once felt like a retcon, because it fits him so perfectly. Connor may not quite be my all-time favorite character, but he is certainly a contender for the Ultimate Queer Character.
jo tries to rizz up syzn of the cliffs + asking for relationship advice from her predecessors (bad idea)
challengers and jaykyle
Cute, but inaccurate. Kyle would never do sports. He would die. He can’t even watch sports because it gives him a burning jealousy that leads to him finding a villain to fight and showing off way too hard to make up for it.
Best Legacy Character: Semi-Finals
Dinah Lance
Connor Hawke
where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face
he?
thank you…..
White knight, White Lantern… Same difference.
The White Lantern finds Mark gnawing on a corpse. Despite this, his first words after punting Mark through a building are, “I’m going to fix you.”
Being a Green Lantern fan is truly a liberating experience because some rando can send you a twelve page essay about why your fav is an absolutely horrible character that no one should like and then every single reason they list is why you like them. Yes Jo in Absolute Green Lantern was a shitty partner to her ex??? It’s part of what makes her interesting??? Yes Kyle is genuinely a little stupid sometimes??? It’s funny??? Yes Hal is Hal??? It’s why I’m here??? I never feel scared to say all these guys and gals kinda suck it’s part of the charm. I’ve never heard a single Hal fan not call him a pathetic loser. I’ve never heard anyone say Kyle is a smart guy, creative sure, but he also wrote his own name when signing autographs as Green Lantern. He’s dumb.
Meanwhile you point out a Batman character’s well-thought out character flaw supported by the text and they disembowel you.