are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock
#this sounds like alfred
That’s one fine cock.
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are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock
#this sounds like alfred
That’s one fine cock.
"I don’t see why you would want that, I’m hardly around."
"Have you never heard the saying assenza rende il xuore piu affettuoso. Absence makes the heart grow fonder? I believe that it works in out case.”
"We've got a similar saying, I've heard that before. Maybe I'm just still tired and not thinking straight. I would like to spend my life with you too."
"Well, as long as you’re okay with it, I guess it’s fine. You can finally settle down with someone I guess."
[smiles slightly]
"Hey now, the only person I would ever consider settling down with is you." [lightly kisses him]
"I don't see why you would want that, I'm hardly around."
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"Yes… I’ve definitely been resting. I’m sorry to hear you’re not a nation anymore, there’s no way to get it back?"
"That’s goo to hear. Ah, it’s fine. No, I don’t think I can ever go back to being nation, but it’s fine really."
"Well, as long as you're okay with it, I guess it's fine. You can finally settle down with someone I guess."
"Been tired a lot but hopefully that’ll stop soon. What’s been happening?"
"Have you been resting?" [worried frown] "Ah you know, this and that. I’m more human than nation. Well, more like I’m not a nation anymore."
"Yes... I've definitely been resting. I'm sorry to hear you're not a nation anymore, there's no way to get it back?"
"So, how have you been?"
*holds him up easily as he treads water*
[wraps legs around his waist and arms around his shoulders]
"I’ve been pretty good, despite what’s been happening. How about you?"
"Been tired a lot but hopefully that'll stop soon. What's been happening?"
"Well I guess I don’t need these clothes on then."
*removes them and jumps in*
[attaches to him once he is in]
"Told you the water was great."
"So, how have you been?"
*holds him up easily as he treads water*
"Well if you insist I could just swim in my birthday suit."
"We are in my private pool, and no one else is around~. You don’t hear my objecting to that, dear."
"Well I guess I don't need these clothes on then."
*removes them and jumps in*
"Well, I don’t have my trunks but I can stand on the side and watch you come out of the water a lot. I’d be okay with that."
"Where’s the fun in that? I’m going to get rather lonely in the water with out you."
"Well if you insist I could just swim in my birthday suit."
The water feels great today, come and swim with me.
"Well, I don't have my trunks but I can stand on the side and watch you come out of the water a lot. I'd be okay with that."
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*cries and kicks this loser*
I want my muse back...
"…Happy Fathers day!"
A poorly made cake for Al.
”..I don’t know how to celebrate this holiday but…hey!”
"Thank you, Tils!"
*lots of hugs and kisses to the cutie*
"I'm sure it's delicious! Do you want to share it with me?"
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