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gothamnews Sources confirm that Gotham’s most elusive bachelor has split from his mystery girlfriend of nearly 3 years, marking his longest public relationship since... well, ever. The breakup is said to be “mutual,” but sources also hinted that the real reason is far darker.
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brittany_lo i served them once at the 44 below. he took her coat, pulled the seat and SANG. KARAOKE. i refuse to believe this.
gotham_is_hell They called him a playboy for a reason!!
bruce_who_wayne HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM TOGETHER? THEY WERE PERFECT.
y/nxwayne no one talk to me. i dont believe in love.
gothamite
gothamite I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
liked by stephaniebrown, oraclewatch and 2,09,300 others.
y/nxwayne STEPHANIE LIKED IT, IT'S REAL IM GONNA THROW UP
gothamite OH GOD NO💔
gothamite SOMEONE TELL ME ITS NOT REAL 💔💔
penguins_umbrella Even the daily planet liked which is reliable + It was bound to happen some time.
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gothamnews Bruce Wayne out at the Gotham Arts Gala with Victoria's Secret model Maya Torres. Looking cozy. Looking VERY cozy. Is this a rebound or has the most eligible bachelor moved on?
liked by mayatorres, selinakyle and 1,00,020 others.
girlinred that was FAST.
emreadstoomuch she looks exactly like the ex but blonder. IM SICK.
taylikesit bruce please go to therapy.
ashley_t_ three years. THREE. and she doesn't even get a grieving period before he's parading someone new around? disgusting
gothamite the way he looks miserable in every photo too. like bro if ur gonna be trash at least look like you're enjoying it.
yourusername
yourusername sighing in relief whilst clearing my calendar of any galas
liked by stephaniebrown, richardgrayson and 5,13,020 others.
stephaniebrown i love you and imy so much
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jessicaxo the way she's thriving already
gothamite better than any PR statement honestly
taylikesit stealth liked this so fast. also you forgot to mention you're hotter than his new girl.
gothamgossip THE CAPTION LMAOAOOO
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gothamnews Archived photos of the couple the entire world is missing
liked by brucewayne, stephaniebrown, and 9,02,400 others.
gothamite BRUCE WAYNE LIKED HIS OWN EX RELATIONSHIP POST????? SIR?????
taytortot unliking it makes it worse actually
ashley_t_ LMAOOO HE DID NOT
jessicaxo he's DOWN. DOWN BAD.
yourusername interesting.
gothamite SHFAFDSHGDFS HELLO?? WHAT IS GOING ON
A/N: GUESS WHO'S BAACKKKK (it's been years, this is literally insane)
tell me if you want a part 2 and plsplspls give requests i'm out of ideas. I LOVE YOU ALL AND MISSED YALL SO MUCH OMG. SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON.
two estranged childhood best friends start over with their friendship. what happens when one remembers and the other doesn’t? you can’t really tell someone their memories, can you?
