An email from peterbd!
I've been peripherally aware of the elusive peterbd for some time. I was especially enthralled with his coverage in vice last year. As of 23:29 Dec 22, 2013, I am proud to say that I am a recipient of a distinguished peterbd email.
maryland's crown prince
if you didn't know that the above statement is a fact
then wtf are you doing calling yourself a writer
n williard is a literature champion
he is the 2013 literature freedom fighter
did for literature
what mandela did as a beckon of equality
what ghandi did as an embodiment of peace
what obama did as a spearheader of change
what beyonce did as the pop king supreme
he's a master of the written word
the god does this in secrecy
some things are better left unseen
he can't show the world all his cards
in the cave
creating something that will be respected across the board
your brain will thank you when his words and your eyes meet
when his future novel is released
all you traditional academic know it alls will be forced to have a seat
he's rocky
he's big meech
giving franzen the 1, 2 punch
doing underground readings and stacking countless cheese
has a day job
strictly to pay his bills
but at night he transforms into batman
saving gotham from lazy prose
laying the smackdown on corrupt politicians who don't approve of online literature communities
taking catwoman to task when she tries to steal his classics
fucking up all the bad guys who have the nerve to question his authority
you see?
without mr. williard we would be a city of lost souls
believing what the literati want us to believe without thinking critically
and no one has time for that shit
he has no time for games
the man has deadlines and can't fit average ways of thought into his schedule
only oprah and maybe bill gates can relate to this
like a true innovator
he's burdened with being too gifted for this time period
only orson wells had this burden
oh well
being the best is something that nick can deal with
he's been through hell
but like puff daddy
he won't stop
we'll never let him
it's only a matter of time before his masterpiece drops
earth is waiting for it patiently
we'll wait as long as possible because greatness takes time
nick williard's words are like no other
his insight picks us up when we're down
and that's precisely why
he will forever wear the crown