In My Hollanov Era

[18+] She/Her. Hi, I’m Caroline! This is my sideblog for Hollanov, Heated Rivalry and other shows/shitposts/things. Follows from ywecanthavenicethingsanymore.

[as-a-creww]

I have been booping all day and just realized that people may not know that my main is @ywecanthavenicethingsanymore so this is me letting you know! 💗

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[enba-and-luka]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[blossposs]

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

[kaiju-z]

Glad the murderous bastard's dead. Could do without the homophobia, tho.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yeah a trans woman using the word faggot in a context like this is really punching down on all the bisexual he/hims of the world. how can i repent

[quinnactually]

[zrrion]

He died at the drone factory from poppers+viagra and they blew it up to keep his secret. He was fucking the drones

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[the-big-mood]

Now you can't blame the people in horror movies 😂

[bob-belcher]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2 (2004) Dir. Garry Marshall

[filmgifs]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg "Just think of it as... kind of a big cow."

[deepfriedtvbox]

Rest in peace to this legend

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[military-newsboys]

Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Who won gold?

[creatingblackcharacters]

It's always hard reading about the violence committed to steal America, but the buffalo is always like... That's some inhuman shit. Everyone is burning in hell for that one. Wdym there were thirty to sixty MILLION buffalo in 1800, and by 1900 there were only 300 left. THREE HUNDRED. Do you know, can you fathom the amount of purposeful cruelty required to kill NINETY NINE PERCENT of a population of an animal, just to spite and murder the living Native people who existed and thrived with them? All this, for White Power and Entitlement?? Sickening.

[gaygoatshane]

ilya rozanov sighting let's all heal

[californiaquail]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[grabmyboner]

do you think when they get engaged ilya is constantly referring to shane as his fiancé even when it’s not necessary and everyone around him is like we get it and ilya is just like fiancé 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.