just saying

yo names davesprite. try not to wear it out [no m!as atm] about - relations - ask

[startier]

i made the mistake of telling grimdarkchild that ive never seen star wars so now were marathoning the entire fucking thing

[startier]

[[ yo sorry if i didnt make a greeter for you tonight i kinda lost my spoons

[rosedark-blog1]

I’d like to see them fight. It’d probably be emotionally scarring to anyone unlucky enough to be within a hundred miles, but that doesn’t mean it would be boring.

[startier]

id like to see them fuck right off into the furthest ring

[rosedark-blog1]

Do you honestly think Noir and the Horrorterrors would be able to do half of anything even remotely resembling “the same.” Honestly. Because I mean my half is pretty intent on fucking me up but.

[startier]

i dunno its all the same terrifying shit to me. should i make a fucking venn diagram to outline their similarities

[alunarietinae-archive-blog]

ill put a party hat on my nose. an orange nose. ill do it

[startier]

and here we fucking have it folks. frosty the snowman is real and among us

[rosedark-blog1]

Hey Davesprite I’ve got an idea let’s sic the Horrorterrors and Noir on each other.

[startier]

you sure they wouldnt just buddy up. go team 'fuck up the strilondes'

[alunarietinae-archive-blog]

well first things first i gotta know if party hats are still available and all

[startier]

we got closetfuls of the shit. take as many as you want. wear a stack on your head. put a couple on your hands. put one over your fucking nose

[startier]

hey the more the fucking merrier whats up

[goresport-archive]

sorry for harshing your vibe.

[startier]

yo no worries sorry for snapping

[goresport-archive]

do you like tangerines.

[startier]

hell no those fucking posers

[rosedark-blog1]

Log 43, day 20. The orange party hasn’t stopped. Somehow we managed to acquire neon orange non-disposable cutlery and plates. I doubt this is going to stop anytime soon. The orange fever seems to be leaking out toward the outside world. Someone has to stop this before it’s too late.

[goresport-archive]

am i not orangey enough for your orange club.

[startier]

i take my aesthetic very seriously

[startier]

hey welcome to the club. heres your complimentary orange party hat and this is an orange plate for the orange buffet table which is just past the third orange door on your left. also watch the orange streamers on the floor shits kind of getting out of control here

[nextlvlneedy-deactivated2017010]

roxy now w the powers to summon fish RIGHT INTO YOUR ASS

[startier]

jesus shitting christ this could be dangerous. im issuing a nationwide state of emergency. citizens of the usa get your fucking butt plugs ready

[razormouthed-deactivated2015070]

Please give me a party hat. Are you throwing a party? Am I invited. 

[startier]

hell fucking yes

[nextlvlneedy-deactivated2017010]

ive got underwater intel on all fish ill have u know that merman thinks he oughta retire bc i am a fish tracking queen my best friend is a fish ive got him on speeddial under #1

which is usually voicemail

i dont even use my voicemail anymore i gotta call my sea posse front n center

[startier]

well shit now im intimidated. watch out everyone or shell get a school of goldies up your ass straight from the atlantic

[startier]

yo whats up should i start handing out party hats