Another Girl, Another Planet

20 something

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

me: *thinks about being manhandled into a tango by a villain singing about their evil plans*

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[wyrmwizard]

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jasmin Darnell

[datarep]

Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

[siderealsandman]

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

[muckkles]

jared leto: come to the dark side, we have cookies >:)

director: so convincing…. its as if the joker were here with us..

[nyctosaurid]

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

[breakingbad2008]

[frawgs]

yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning

[screenwriter]

me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe

[littlemedievalbitch]

evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me

[creme-meme]

Margaret Atwood: femininity is a performance art course you will never graduate from and man is your audience

me: holy shit

the small but growing Mitski on my shoulder: femininity might be a performance art we will never be free of, but because you are aware of this, sometimes you will seek to perform only for yourself and no one else, and by that, we are starting to break free

me, sobbing: thank you, Mitski of my consciousness

[voynichs]

british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind

american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me

[cremedelacoeur]

I’m screaming

[disillusionedandnothingtolose]

Two awesome dudes, rocking Nine Inch Nails shirts as kids.

[guillxtines]

my mom is convinced that kim k is becoming a lawyer so trump can appoint her attorney general

[tchaikovskaya]

ur mom is woker than everyone here combined

[gahdamnpunk]

That pause 💀💀

[elveepee]

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

[papasmoke]

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes