this blog is PISSING me off

I am the original starwalker

[starwalker-the-original]

starwalker

[starwalker-the-original]

I think you don’t like the birds because you can’t walk your star like them…

jealous much?

untrue

I can also fly

[starwalker flies away while maintaining the extact same pose]

I am the original

starwalker

[starwalker-the-original]

(Follow up to my last Ask)

Starwalker, It's a codeword in another universe. basically, the ACTUAL question is:

Are you capable of any form of time travel?

Sorry for the confusion lmao

oh.

on a scale from 1 to 10...

I am a original starwalker/10

[starwalker-the-original]

(Aggressively slams table.) STARWALKER! There is something the people DESPERATLY need to know.

On a scale of 1 to 10...

Would you say that "You are the legendary fartmaster"?

0.

i am the original

starwalker

not the original

legendary fart master

[starwalker-the-original]

TAKE THIS STAR, ORIGINAL STARWALKER.

OH WAIT THAT'S THE MECH

this mech is NOT pissing me off...

[starwalker equips the mech]

I am the original

mechwalker

[starwalker-the-original]

I give starwalker some cool shoes

they are made of images of starwalker

+999 swag (purely from the starwalker images)

thanks.

[it would've increased starwalkers stats..]

[but they were all already maxed out...]

[starwalker-the-original]

starwalker

is bored

[starwalker-the-original]

bisexuality is pissing me off. i’m the fake starwalker. don’t be like me, i deserve to be stabbed

ok

[a tiny sharp star begins to move towards you]

[jan-liliten]

finally playing deltarune chapter three was anyone gonna tell me ralsei was this close to saying what object he is. please. i’m begging you. is it the horns? are you piles of asriel’s dust?

[jan-liliten]

well the gay man is here now

[jan-liliten]

susie you fucking bastard the gay man was happy i will murder you

[jan-liliten]

get me out of these quiz vortecies i suck ass

[jan-liliten]

elnina and lanino… you were made for eachother. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITJ THE WATTER COOLER DO NOT DRINK FROM TJAT

[jan-liliten]

rouxls you did not

[jan-liliten]

you have to do a hard as fuck music minigame. this is why i don’t play rhythm heaven

[jan-liliten]

who turned my beautiful boy into a horror show

[jan-liliten]

lanino my bisexual king

[jan-liliten]

star walker my bisexual king

[jan-liliten]

@starwalker-the-original how is the bisexualness going

[starwalker-the-original]

good

[starwalker-the-original]

[starwalker suddenly feels like they're about to get an egg...]

[starwalker-the-original]

terrific!

true.

I am a

STAR

...walker

[starwalker-the-original]

...Wh...what are ya, luv?

I think it's a bird.

ERAM, in what world is that a bird?

(@plugandcape)

im a STAR...

...walker

[tvt1me]

I.. I will also leave..

I am the original...

starwalker...

[your pretty sure you've never seen that guy before but his mere aura leaving instantly drops the coolness of tv world by 100%]

[ @starwalker-the-original ]

WHAT?! YOU TOO?! YOU’VE BEEN HERE FOR SO LONG!! YOU’VE DONE SO MUCH!! DON’T GO..!

[starwalker-the-original]

ts pmo

[burning-eyes]

Being in Kris’s inventory is boring… so I’m messing around on their phone

It’s not like they’re using it anyways

And the other guys in the pocket are boring…

Not the original Starwalker though he’s cool

Haha… Anyways I’m going to keep messing with Kris’s phone feel free to talk to me

((Ooc stuff under cut))

Uhhhh yeah rp blog for Eram, this is gonna be a bit headcanon heavy but I’ll try to keep it somewhat close to canon

sometimes I’m just gonna completely ignore canon, like for this blog Eram is the shadow mantle so just a disclaimer ig

I’m a minor so no nsfw asks but other then that everything else is perfectly fine

Magic anons and other rp blogs interacting are allowed 👍 go wild

It might take me a while to reply to asks so please be patient

I’ll be adding art to posts occasionally but it’ll just depend on my mood

[starwalker-the-original]

thanks

[starwalker-the-original]

fjdi idne rifnd djsnfuxnsn

starwalker

[otherdudesblog]

Hahaha! I like this guy.

[starwalker-the-original]

thanks

[starwalker-the-original]

These birds are cheering me up. I am a starwalker.

these unoriginals are PISSING me off.

I am the original

starwalker