.+* TENNA!

TUNE IN! *+.

[tvt1me]

INTRO

IT’S NOW TIME FOR OUR FEACHER PRESENTATION!

⚠️ [ THOUGH TENNA SAYS HIS SHOW IS TV-Y7, THIS BLOG WILL TOUCH TOPICS LIKE ALCOHOLISM, MENTAL ILLNESS, DIVORCE, AND ABANDONMENT ISSUES. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! ] ⚠️

.+* HELLO! My name is MR (ANT) TENNA, but please just call me Tenna!

.+* I am a Tenna fictionkin and will be sharing my memories and thoughts on this blog!

.+* Although I’m a fictionkin, I will be roleplaying as Tenna on this blog as well!

.+* Asks and DMs are always welcome! Just don’t get too personal and keep it family friendly! Can’t be taken off air THIS early!

.+* Sourcemates are more than welcome to interact!

.+* I do not have a DNI but I am not afraid to block!

.+* Admin is a minor, but flirty/suggestive asks are okay as long as they’re aimed at Tenna, not admin! Please just don’t take it too far though.

.+* I’m a little slow to understand things, so please be patient!

TAGS!

.+* #tenna on air -> Answering asks or RP!

.+* #tenna’s reruns -> Fictionkin memories!

.+* #commercial break -> Tenna is off air while making that post!

.+* #can’t show that on tv! -> Someone has asked something not so TV friendly!

.+* #tenna’s off camera -> Both in and out of character venting!

.+* #my darling cohosts! -> New tag for the polycule!

.+* #behind the screens -> Mod speaks!

.+* #get off the stage! -> Public shaming of askers that are disgusting, vile or overall make me uncomfortable!

NOW WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL, GRAB A POPCORN, AND STAY TUNED FOR..

MR (ANT) TENNA’S TV TIME!

[tvt1me]

can we make tenna high on weed

i cast thc on the crt man

for uhhh 29 minutes or smth

what the mmmmh

[tvt1me]

YOU HAVENT HAD A [[Tuner]]UP IN YEARS.

NOBODY WATCHES YOUR SHOWS ANYMORE.

AND WORST OF ALL.

[[Youre. Ugly.]]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! LOTS OF PEOPLE WATCH MY SHOWS!! AND I WIPE DOWN MY SCREEN DAYLY, THANK YOU. AND I’M THE UGLY ONE?! GEE WHIZ, FOLKS! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY! WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?

[tvt1me]

i’ll take it i love tv

GOOD! Say it 98 more times and I’ll believe you!

[tvt1me]

She ten on my na til its tv dtime

What..?

[tvt1me]

YOURE CALLING [[Me, Myself, and I]] HIDEOUS WITH YOUR [[Cracked]]S, YOUR DUSTY [€£#], AND YOUR [[30$]] SHOES?! THATS [ laughtrack.mp3] !!!

[ * GASP SFX!! ]

ATLEAST I DON’T LOOK LIKE I CRAWLED OUT OF THE PITS OF CYBER CITY!! AND AT LEAST I HAVE SHOES!!

[tvt1me]

Blow dryer

Whuh??

[tvt1me]

yes hi hello can i get five whoppers

and five

more whoppers

This isn’t a fast food restaurant, you can have 10 TVDinners for the price of 5. Take it or leave it.

[tvt1me]

i am the pea wizard

fuck with the me and there shall be pea

🫛 🫛 🫛 🫛

SPARE ME!! I’VE DONE NO WRONG!!

[tvt1me]

this is a referenve

?????

[tvt1me]

ITS ME!! [[#2 Salesman 1983]]!! IVE BEEN ON THE [[Waves]] FOR YEARS!!!

…Have I fallen out of style?

PROBABLY!! GOD, IT’S HIDEOUS!

[tvt1me]

*Two small women walk up to you. One has a top hat for a head with no visible eyes, and the other has a fancy bow for a head with no visible mouth.*

Hey, hey, hey! I'm Topaz Hatzoff.

And I'm Bowie Tydup!

We're the connoisseurs of STYLE!

Are you Mr Ant Tenna? We just wanted to tell you that if you need us for anything, we're happy to help!

We can even be a shoulder to cry on if you like, magic man!

Just let us know, alright?

See you around!

Oh! Well, thanks! But, I don’t think I need a style swap. Maybe you could refit my suit at some point.. I’ll keep your names in mind!

[tvt1me]

@snowgrave-suvivor

[don't trust the blue one]

Wuh?

[tvt1me]

Tenna, since you're polyamorous, are you also in love with your admirers? including me?

..Sure..!

[tvt1me]

[There was a thumping, thumping in the vents. It sounded sort of like someone falling, and then cursing. Whatever it was hammered on the inside, sending a rippling of sound through. A voice.]

Could.. someone let me out?

[Sounds familiar.]

[ * Tenna immediately pointed The Foam™️ spray bottle at the vent. ]

WHO DARES?!

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[Thomas's eyes widened] Tenna! Your Back! *he says with happyness and his tail wags*

(Its good to see you again ^^)

I am! Well.. for a bit, I don’t know when they’ll cut me off again..

[tvt1me]

"'Tune up'? Like... Some fixing? You think it's just a... Little malfunction..? I hope so. In that case...."

[* He spins around, wearing Mechanic clothes, he holds a wrench and smiles brightly, sticking his tongue out.]

"I have alot of Experience with Robots! Or just fixing Mechanic stuff, like cars, consoles, TV's, so on! I once helped Devian (I kind of regret it.) with his battery too! The help was by yours truly~! Anyways if you do have any issues please tell me, I fix them right away! I also made the Roller-coasters in my Carnival and the lights and so on!"

[* He gestures around wildly, he chuckles.]

Gee, yeah, that’d be nice.. probably a quick dusting and maybe even a few part replacements would be good..