Between her immense size and hyperproductivity, you truly believe your wife is purposefully trying to drown you using only her tits and the ludicrous amount of milk she produces.
"Hahaha, sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but oh my god, baby! Smother you? Drown you? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? I started making more milk because I thought you liked it! A few weeks ago, you seemed so eager to drink every last drop of milk I had to offer, so I kept encouraging my tits to make more! The growth was because I kept trying to force more milk into my already swollen, fully engorged titties! All that milk has to go somewhere, right? You know, if you were struggling to keep up with drinking straight from my udders, I could have invested in a pump or something! You didn't have to jump straight to me trying to drown my loving husband in boob milk.
"And the life insurance stuff? Pure coincidence! We changed insurance providers at work, so I had to re-elect and I decided to increase out level of insurance! I don't wanna say it was my growing tits that helped me get that promotion, but they probably didn't hurt my odds! I figured, we had the money, so why not?
"Well, excuuuse me for getting a little carried away sometimes! I didn't realize you were trying to tell me you'd had enough! I get a little air-headed, a little cow-brained when you drink my milk, so I probably just zoned out a little bit and didn't notice!
"Aw, come on, you didn't like me surprising you in the middle of the night? I thought it would be a fun little surprise! You know, kinky and spontaneous! I thought you'd enjoy a little breakfast in bed, y'know? How was I supposed to know that, when I shoved my nipple between your lips and let down my milk, you wouldn't be able to swallow in your sleep?
"Oh for the— Patricia is a friend! She's going through a tough time, so I'm trying to hang out with her more and take care of her! And, y'know, sometimes we have a little fun when we're tipsy, but we're just friends! Nothing more! You have nothing to worry about, baby. I would never do anything with anyone else while we're still together.
"Are you done interrogating me? Because my udders are getting fuller by the second and I need you to milk them now. This is going to be an extra big milking, thanks to someone and their paranoia, so be ready for it to all rush out at once! Better drink fast, right? Otherwise, you might drown in the mighty flood of my milk, hahaha!
"...And we wouldn't want that... would we?"
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