Static Living

A Canadian, an art school student, the guy we keep in our basement, A raccoon, and a tiny man all got together to create a visual novel video game. The fruits of our labor go here. We have never coded before.

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What the fuck is on my tumblr fyp

Hi chat. Uh. Do you like VISUAL NOVEL VIDEO GAMES? Do you like ABSOLUTE INSANITY? Do you like OBJECT HEADS? Do you like INCONSISTENT ART STYLES? Cool. Uh. Continue reading if so. Otherwise, SCRAM! /lh

heh. Okay so Static Living is a game. Well, it’s the idea of a game. Not done yet. You can check out our progress here though, if you so please…

This started as like, a random thing on a stream chat cuz two of the people writing this had TV themed usernames. Tiny stream chat, they had the two get married. Then they divorced. And had a kid. And had another kid. And a third kid. And somewhere along the line a drug dealing scammer Nokia man snuck his way in. He calls himself the kids uncle (nobody has ever seen this man in their life.)

Have some art from it, I guess!

We’re just havin fun I guess. Check it out if you want

WARNINGS: this game includes

Drug/alcohol jokes

Sex jokes

Violence

Jokes about insanely bad parenting (purposefully overdone)

[teav33]

WOW! My friend @television--addict made these for our game, go check it out @static-living-game

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If you saw me accidentally reblog something to this account, no you didn’t

-Telly

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What the fuck is on my tumblr fyp

Hi chat. Uh. Do you like VISUAL NOVEL VIDEO GAMES? Do you like ABSOLUTE INSANITY? Do you like OBJECT HEADS? Do you like INCONSISTENT ART STYLES? Cool. Uh. Continue reading if so. Otherwise, SCRAM! /lh

heh. Okay so Static Living is a game. Well, it’s the idea of a game. Not done yet. You can check out our progress here though, if you so please…

This started as like, a random thing on a stream chat cuz two of the people writing this had TV themed usernames. Tiny stream chat, they had the two get married. Then they divorced. And had a kid. And had another kid. And a third kid. And somewhere along the line a drug dealing scammer Nokia man snuck his way in. He calls himself the kids uncle (nobody has ever seen this man in their life.)

Have some art from it, I guess!

We’re just havin fun I guess. Check it out if you want

WARNINGS: this game includes

Drug/alcohol jokes

Sex jokes

Violence

Jokes about insanely bad parenting (purposefully overdone)

[static-living-game]

Check out this awesome thing I’m making with my friends!!!

[static-living-game]

hello other person who’s controlling this account >:)

Yeah check it out its really fun

[static-living-game]

What the fuck is on my tumblr fyp

Hi chat. Uh. Do you like VISUAL NOVEL VIDEO GAMES? Do you like ABSOLUTE INSANITY? Do you like OBJECT HEADS? Do you like INCONSISTENT ART STYLES? Cool. Uh. Continue reading if so. Otherwise, SCRAM! /lh

heh. Okay so Static Living is a game. Well, it’s the idea of a game. Not done yet. You can check out our progress here though, if you so please…

This started as like, a random thing on a stream chat cuz two of the people writing this had TV themed usernames. Tiny stream chat, they had the two get married. Then they divorced. And had a kid. And had another kid. And a third kid. And somewhere along the line a drug dealing scammer Nokia man snuck his way in. He calls himself the kids uncle (nobody has ever seen this man in their life.)

Have some art from it, I guess!

We’re just havin fun I guess. Check it out if you want

WARNINGS: this game includes

Drug/alcohol jokes

Sex jokes

Violence

Jokes about insanely bad parenting (purposefully overdone)

[static-living-game]

Check out this awesome thing I’m making with my friends!!!

[static-living-game]

making progress! Just playing around rn

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… on second thought maybe we should have learned how to code before deciding to code a game

Couldn’t’ve thought of THAT ONE EIGHT MONTHS AGO, COULD WE? /lh

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Sprites…. For our game