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ADVICE FOR THE LOST

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Human Sexuality Is So Weird

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rehearsed cherry-red smile, you never fail to wreck him. A king brought down by world-levelling seduction. now we see where the power truly lies.

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destroy, d e s t r o y i n g, D E S T R O Y E D

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dread seeps in through every pore. pray to your gods that you live through the night.

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your head melts through the floorboards and leaves your body behind

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T̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ V̪̩̜̜̙̜ͨ̽̄o̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣd̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅ W̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ L͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣs̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ T̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊o̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ Y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨo̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨu̟͎̲͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ W̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ N͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊o̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ O̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨs̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ W̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ

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Should I Make Links For This Blog

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horoscopes

Earth Signs - Watch Out For The Dust It Can Get To Be Too Much

Water Signs - If Your Teeth Bleed It Is A Sign

Fire Signs - Stay Watchful It Is Scary Out There

Air Signs - Being Stuck Is The Void ' s Way Of Saying Slow Down

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Send In Fortune Requests

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FORTUNES

Earth Signs - Stop Being So Afraid She Won't Hurt You I Promise

Water Signs - Yelling Is Better Than Most Will Tell You

Fire Signs - The Future Is Hazy Please Keep Hold Of Something

Air Signs - You Must Listen To The Rhythm To Understand It

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FORTUNES:

Earth Signs - Watch Out For The Sticky Stuff Next To You

Water Signs - Do Not Listen To That Clock It Is Always Wrong

Fire Signs - You Will Rot But Beautifully

Air Signs - Yell At The Void She Loves You I Promise

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Hello Im Static And I Am A Void Monster Can I Have A Promo Please ? I̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ C͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅa̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ G͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ L͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨo̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨy͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ O̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨu̟͎̲͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ H͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑r̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑

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Humans Are So I̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑r̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿

I ' ve Only Talked To One But It Was Very Entertaining !

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Y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨo̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨu̟͎̲͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ C͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅa̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ A̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨw̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨs̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ C͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅo̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨu̟͎̲͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ O̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨn͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ T̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ V̪̩̜̜̙̜ͨ̽̄o̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣd̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅ

She Is Always There For You ,

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FORTUNES:

Earth Signs - Watch Out For The Sticky Stuff Next To You

Water Signs - Do Not Listen To That Clock It Is Always Wrong

Fire Signs - You Will Rot But Beautifully

Air Signs - Yell At The Void She Loves You I Promise

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You Should Consider Doing Something With All Those Teeth

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Feel Free To Send In Fortune Requests ! You Can Also Make An Offering To Me When You Ask, They ' re Greatly Appreciated.