Son of a bitch!

  James trans/him/22 I only talk to the cool kids. B) Antis aren't allowed! 

[ilovedirt]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy how will I celebrate!!!

[mysty-wyrm]

Everybody prepare for

Moth Week

[elysian-waltz]

Fuck yeah!!

[fandompain]

Moth week moth week

[ilovedirt]

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

[amnesia-moth]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[saint-batrick]

@glumshoe you celebrated moth week!

[onenicebugperday]

I cannot believe none of you told me

[awesome-picz]

Photographer Chikushi Captured Two Adorable Kittens Having Fun On Cherry Blossoms In Tokyo.

[somecutething]

[itscomplicatedx]

Oh that is adorable

[defectivealtruist]

@birdblogwhichisforbirds

[portentsofwoe2]

these are dinosaurs

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I was expecting him to just drop the ball… but damn.

[semutamusic]

YO… just so you all know! he doesn’t think they’re eggs! this type of bird is a seriema and they use that funky neck-whip to kill lizards and snakes. he is actually Just Having A Good Time

[transgenderization]

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pinetreewannabe]

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

[pinetreewannabe]

for the gays:

these grumpy lil guys just speak to me on a spiritual level

[the-worm-man]

incredible and amazing

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[followthebluebell]

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

[barin-mclegg]

You... called a cat Roomba?????

[followthebluebell]

Yeah my boss forgot that I'm banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.

[cosplayparental]

Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute

[followthebluebell]

I have been banned SEVERAL times.

1.  i named a cat Potato.

i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.

2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick

3. i named this kitten Kickstand.  His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand.  i mean, it was until it got amputated.

4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis.  also featuring Kickstand again.

5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to.  in my defense, he was 100% bastard.

6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7.  the answer is 7.  ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)

i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences. 

[daisyannewinchester]

OP why do you have so many cats at work??

[followthebluebell]

I work at a cat rescue.

[generallemarc]

1. How many of these names stuck when the cats were adopted out? Please tell me someone currently owns or can own Bastard.

2. Do you have any other cats with stories as precious as Roomba?

3. No offence, but I’d burn down a village to have your job.

[followthebluebell]

1.  Sadly, very few.  Yardstick is keeping his name because no one can stop me from naming my own cat.  Roomba is keeping her name because, again, no one can stop me and I refuse to call her anything else.  She’s a permanent resident of the rescue.  tbh, she responds to pretty much any sound made in her vicinity.  I think Terry kept her name. 

Bastard did not keep his title, I’m sad to say.  Apparently it’s ‘unprofessional’ to tell adopters that a kitten is named Bastard, so he had a stage name.  It’s not uncommon for cats to go through a few different names, tbh.  They usually have an intake name (which is just for record-keeping; we gotta write SOMETHING on their forms, othewise they will be known as something like ‘Seal pointed female kitten’), a staff-given name (like Bastard), and, in some cases, they get a stage name, which are used for adoption postings. 

yes, this is just as confusing as it sounds.

2. I like to think all my cats are just as cute, but Roomba is an extra special case.  I handle anywhere from 300-400 cats per year, so it’s a bit hard to pick just a few stories.  Last summer, I was lucky enough to work with several hybrid cats, and that was a trip.  This summer, I’m making a return to my usual kitten-rearing. 

3. i had to burn down THREE to get it.  Step up your game.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”

Comics/text by​ Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram

[sapphicbabe]

@unusual-xx 😺

[studentlifeproblems]

[strawberry-crocodile]

Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.

[strawberry-crocodile]

What this post is about;

Ace/aro people getting called “cishet”

Bisexuals getting called “straight passing”

Straight trans people getting told they’re not oppressed

What this post is not about;

Pedophiles

[vvdotcom]

[kwerkykat]

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

[ok-dingo]

thought this was GTA V for like a full ten seconds

[xxtc-96xx]

I knew what song was going to play before I even unmuted

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[lackingsaint]

[mossworm]

pikmin 2

[akron-squirrel]

Gain

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[wheresanegg-blog]

“ROTFL”

[henstomper]

“heehee”

[tokai-teio]

keheheheh…