Nonsense(:

18 Years Young Dreamer:: ::Trying to do what I love:: Hit Me Up with a message or anon P.S If in Arizona and In a Band I can Promote/help out no fee ::Twitter:: @iroxXD ::Skype:: statixXD

[hungryjokerr]

[tr0picalst0rm-deactivated201605]

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

[horrorgorewhore]

[lem0ndaddy]

Someone pretty please buy me a dad shirt 💖💕🙏🏼

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[sadboyfactory]

IM THE WORST ART TEACHER DONT WATCH THIS

[dadjokes-archived]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE THE BEST ART TEACHER EVER OMFG THANK YOU

[dustinmathisen]

If all teachers taught their subjects the way just taught this, I would have been more interested in what they had to say and less in just doing the bare minimum to pass a test.

[moved-to-phantaysia]

thets a fecking chyeld OH MY GORD

[psionicillusionist]

“G-oh, that’s porn.”

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

Kids on a school bus bullying a Sikh boy for wearing a turban. 

[grl-fieri]

Kids learn this shit from their shitty fucking parents and that’s so sad

[whereiseefashion]

[statixxd]

Ms. Frizzle?

[kstewart-blog-deactivated201702]

ashton kutcher cheated on his wife of seven years and continued to be the star of a sitcom and had virtually no repercussions towards his career whatsoever

sean penn abused his wife and went on to win an academy award and a golden globe (he also said people who called hugo chávez a dictator should be arrested but idek what he was on when he said that so)

charlie sheen hired numerous prostitutes, shot his fiancee, verbally threatened his second wife, and in the same year that his children were taken away from him announced that he was going on a nationwide tour which sold out within 18 minutes

kristen stewart cheated on her boyfriend and was ridiculed for six straight months and labelled a slut/whore/bitch/home wrecker by the general public even after releasing a statement and apologizing for her actions and was forced to drop out of multiple projects

[myshinytardisandme]

i can feel the sexual tension

[meangirlnurse]

 okay wait how can you even reblog this without pointing out that after this musical number (which contains the lyric “I’ll show you how I swing”) they are shown to be wearing each others’ clothing with no explanation

[princesstrumphump-deactivated20]

WHAT.

[gentlepanpirate]

Troy is so worried that Ryan is going to steal Gabriela. I don’t think it ever dawned on him that he was after his best friend.

[mergwens-deactivated20151128]

every time i tell my friends that they’re shipped and they act like it’s ludicrous, i show them the clothes switch and they start to question life

[marauders4evr]

OH MY GOD…

[uhmeliamay-deactivated20150305]

*throws phone across the room after sending a risky text*

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

did you ever notice that

[sodamnrelatable]

This man who fixed Woody

Is the same man from the pixar short film Garis game

With proof

when he opens his drawers his chess pieces are there

Just showing people who havent noticed that pixar makes us happy whilst crushing our souls

[huffpost]

Homeless People Read Mean Tweets About Themselves To End Stereotypes

When celebrities read mean tweets about themselves, it’s funny. When homeless people do it, it’s heartbreaking.

In a powerful PSA by Canadian advocacy group Raising the Roof, people who are dealing with homelessness read actual tweets written about those living without stable shelter. See all of the emotional reactions here. 

Watch the full video here. 

[housewifeswag]

this is important.

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

[themariahcarey]

This is one my favorite SNL moments

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

obviously unplanned moments like this are why I love SNL

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[chiefarnook-deactivated20220906]

BITCH THE HAIR FLIP SHE THINK SHE ME

[challengerapproaching]

Nintendo Teaming Up With Universal To Create Theme Park Attractions

Nintendo announced today that it will be collaborating with Universal Studios to create dedicated theme park attractions based on Nintendo games, characters, and properties at Universal theme parks. Details are sparse, but will coming more in the future.