little dude

being nice is like- super rad dude

[pukicho]

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

[the-lemonaide]

not really!

[pukicho]

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

[moopmakers]

not really!

[pukicho]

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

[i-am-a-fish]

+rep

[agentshadowheart]

-rep

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck. sorry puki there's nothing I can do

[i-am-a-fish]

for breakfast today I had half a bag of crunchy cheetos and that is ok !!!! it might even be awesome

[stayingoldwithme]

cheetos are better soft

[i-am-a-fish]

I love polyamory, tater tots, chicken strips, and a large ice cold drink

[stayingoldwithme]

what will you do if i try to melt you large, ice cold drink?

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

[stayingoldwithme]

PUTTING IN IT NOW!! I GOT YOU FISH

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[stayingoldwithme]

does making up scenarios of scenes that you'd never actually write before bed count as art

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[stayingoldwithme]

thank you but.... are you implying people have a favorite type of currency?

[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[andy0dandy]

Why are you eating hay?

[pukicho]

They keep giving it to me?

[pukicho]

Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?

[stayingoldwithme]

I think so, dude. Why do you think me and so many other pinterest fellows followed you?

[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[andy0dandy]

Why are you eating hay?

[pukicho]

I am being given it?

[stayingoldwithme]

where did you even mention eating hay??

[i-am-a-fish]

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

[i-am-a-fish]

also my friend Sneither, who also cannot be organized into any single category

[stayingoldwithme]

Don't forget about Everything! Rad dude in my opinion

[pukicho]

Do you have a personal blog we can flock

This is my personal bog…

[stayingoldwithme]

They said 'blog' not 'bog'. Happy to help!

[stayingoldwithme]

Living is hard, but surviving is harder. So do not attempt to leave this world permanently, but if you do, may you be granted the peace and ease you had never gotten alive.

[pukicho]

I shake you so hard your eyes are go to bed

[cleo-the-creature]

my eyes are too allergy for that

[pukicho]

I shake you so hard your eyes are go to bed

[stayingoldwithme]

i go to bed fight back

[pukicho]

I am an unreliable narrator only as a result of being stupid as shit.

[lemon-why]

i am an unreliable narrator only as a result of it's funny

[i-am-a-fish]

I love being alive because hell yeah and it's cool

[stayingoldwithme]

Teach me your ways

[i-am-a-fish]

you can eat a whole loaf of bread if you want

[stayingoldwithme]

what about two?