'A very potter musical' inspired starter sentences. ( part 3)
''Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!''
"It was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. My father is dead. I have a dead father."
''I have to fight a goat?''
''I can't do that. I'm just a little kid!"
''Someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!"
"I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie."
"Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not going to do that."
"It's because he's dead you dumb motherfu…"
"There's only one thing to do: I have to die. I love you all... except you { name } . I can't f***ing stand you."
"Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something..."
''Ohmigod, it's awesome, let me hold it."
"It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!"
"That is a BOSS Zefron poster."
"You guys, go get snacks.''
''Oh shit, we barricaded the door."
"You know, I used to think looks weren't important and now I think they're more important than anything."
"Actually I have heard those things about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much sass.''
''You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."
"Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?''
''Not everyone is perfect, like me.''
"How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible!"
"DANCING IS FOR PANSIES."
"So many regrets...I'm dead!"
''Shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting.''
"What the devil is going on heeerre?"
''I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."
"I saw it on the internet. It's definately real."
"{ name }, we are going to get you laid."
"Ughh...now two people are mad at me!"
"And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes them dead."