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Oh wow really? Besides, imagine the amount of fun the media would have.
I mean, we could always give them juicier material for fun.
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alessandrafognini:
Oh wow really? Besides, imagine the amount of fun the media would have.
I mean, we could always give them juicier material for fun.
alessandrafognini:
Should I be offended on his behalf?
You better not be doing anything on his behalf.
alessandrafognini:
If you wanted, you could achieve that state. I believe in you Fran! ItÂŽs not like you are that far away.
Youâd know, your ex is an expert on all things moron.
alessandrafognini:
IÂŽve been around enough Brits to know one by now. I think that you donât qualify as British material.
I donât sound like enough of a pretentious fuck to be a Brit, which says a lot, coming from a Frenchie.
alessandrafognini:
No, I would have become a model. I heard wonders about the so called called French Charm. Are you sure you are really French?
If Iâm not, I really hope my mother didnât adopt me from the Brits.
theodorechaussard:
Oh you know, staying a virgin, drinking my scotch, the like. Nothing too exciting, or so they tell me. Any headway in the hotel massacre investigation? Need help with anything?
I think I still have Chelseaâs number on my phone. Sheâd mercy fuck you, just try to look miserable and dumb. She digs that, judging from her last boyfriend.
Nothing so far, thanks, but Iâll let you know if I need anything.
odile-stpierre:
Is your pouting obvious? Quite.
Are you entirely positive in that statement, because it seems contradictory, hearing you say it. Not that I feel the need to explain myself to you, Fran, but itâs far less important than youâre making it out to be.
Fine. Whatever. Good like with your pasta-brain boy-toy.Â
alessandrafognini:
 I feel so objectified right now.
Sweetheart, if you didnât want to be objectified, you shouldnât have become an actress. Just saying.
valeria-vasquez:
I feel like youâre trying to be funny or maybe sarcastic, but you just missed the mark.
Does that line actually offend anyone? I can pretend to be, if that makes you feel accomplished.
veronika-auditore:
Iâm not sure if you just tried to compliment me or tell me to shut up.
Both. Thatâs part of my charm.
thierry-vendroux:
Oh, donât be such a Julian.
Canât complain at all. Paris was nice though I guess I missed a pretty good party.
Say that again and Iâll punch you in the teeth.
You were in Paris and you missed a party? Did Margaux not let you out of your cage?
aurelieparra:
Is it possible for you to go five minutes without being an antagonistic ass?
I have a reputation of an asshole to uphold.
dante-salerno:
Iâm charmed and insulted.
No doubt. Itâs always nice to feel at home.
I suppose I canât complain about everything. At least you brought Odile. Well, not you specifically, as it turns outâŠbut the French as a whole. Thanks for that. She really does make for good company.
Iâm glad Odile made your miserable life slightly better. Couldnât find anyone whoâd tolerate you among the Italian women? Shame.
odile-stpierre:
You look like youâre in an absolutely sublime mood. Care to share whatâs got you down?
Is that so obvious?
Nothing, really, Iâm fine. By the way, just because I donât want you hanging out with an Italian who hates our guts, doesnât mind Iâm meddling in your business, Odile.
veronika-auditore:
Serious question here, are you capable of making a statement that isnât directly insulting to another human being?
I am, but whatâs fun in that? Besides, you are the queen of insults, so shut your pretty face, Auditore.
alessandrafognini:
ShouldnŽt you be happy that people care about you? It would be worse if they ignored your existence. Maybe?
I hate to be mean to a pretty face, but joke, ever heard of it?