At some point in the past year, I turned 50, and I’m still not a librarian, professor, or wizard. But there’s hope yet.

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DEAR READER
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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At some point in the past year, I turned 50, and I’m still not a librarian, professor, or wizard. But there’s hope yet.
Catastrophize Benedictine
Time Blindness Tortellini
Perpetual Dread Peanutbutter Bagel
Delusions Chili
Compulsive eating spaghetti noodle
Facebook continues to support me in my jobhunt by offering up posts about exciting new opportunities in burger joints and coffeeshops.
I’ve been unemployed for a little over a month now. Moving into my husband’s family’s house in hopes of getting my career on track after derailing it completely a few years ago. In the meantime, I’m completely broke and my car just broke down. Can anything go RIGHT right now?
When I feel like shit, the best thing I can do for myself is sing.
They say social media ruins as many relationships as it helps maintain but it’s only when it punches you in the face with your unconditional love for a person that you really start to see it clearly.
like this post if you want to see a picture of my roommates and i recreating this moment from always sunny (not super accurately but in a way that is even funnier imo):
I would follow a blog dedicated to you guys making a hobby out of such shenanigans.
Well happy anniversary weekend, Helcat, with husband making plans with some other woman.
Gonna blog about weight loss and binge eating and self-improvement on tumblr because... 1. fewer of you actually know me IRL and 2. I’m super pissed off that I seem to have transmitted my worst flaw to my offspring, who deserve better.
Need a title for this series...
So after years of obsessing about this cut, I got this cut. Regression to 1984 complete.
When your tumblr radar is dancing to your 80s music blog....
last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.
this actually could be something one of my sons could have overheard.
Hunh. Vocab-splaining.
Depending on how old they are, different generations interpret her record differently. Democratic voters age 45 and older, more than two-thirds of whom voted for Clinton, remember when the Clintons first took the national stage in 1992. They were the Democrats who saved the Carter-Mondale-Dukakis party from political oblivion and subsequently faced down Newt Gingrich’s Republican Revolution. Show them examples of when the Clintons veered right, and they’ll remind you they did what they had to do to win, and when seemingly no other Democrat could.
Democrats younger than 30, 70 percent of whom voted for Sen. Bernie Sanders, were not yet teenagers during the Bill Clinton presidency. A college student today had not been born when Hillary was going 10 rounds with the health insurance lobby. Their political awakening stems from the 2008 market crash and the Iraq War debacle, and their introduction to Hillary Clinton was her war vote and her husband’s repeal of Glass-Steagall. While older voters see her as a left-of-center figure weathering decades of brutal attacks while valiantly navigating the realities of Washington, younger voters are quick to tag her as the embodiment of everything that’s wrong with the current political system.
Read more:
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/05/hillary-clinton-2016-progressives-213916#ixzz4ANOr0QCX