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forgot i made this too 

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i dont actually use snapchat so idk if this is accurate but it DOES contain my three favorite elements of humor a) yuffie b) cloud being bad at something and c) mog house 

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i know you’re thinking “jen, why?” and im sorry but there are no answers here

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someone on twitter mentioned yuffie and vincent playing with hand puppets for some reason but heres me running with it in vincent and yuffie are bad wro operatives part 358

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vincent but with an oven mitt over his claw. baking cookies. red apron and letting a pie cool on the windowsill. give him the domestic life he deserves. submit post

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okay i’m with you but the thing is he probably doesn’t need a mitt for the claw-hand. it’s metal, it can probably resist a cookie sheet’s worth of heat; padding’s just going to make him clumsier.

how about oven mitt on the remaining hand, claw hooking the edge of the pie tin and sliding it right onto his palm so he can whisk the pie out of the oven and onto the windowsill in the most extra home bakery manner possible. because vincent.

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they were shaped like lobster claws and he wanted to wear both let him have this 

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if you think about it goofy and laguna have a lot in common. upbeat, single dads.... i guess this is a kingdom hearts blog too now 

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part 2

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eyore sighed. “with all this, i haven't been home in a dogs age. im convinced this is it for me.” he snuffled in the dust of the windy desert, dispassionate as the gales raged against their shelter of ruined stone. “and then i think, why be so sad, if thats how its supposed to be?”

vincent sat beside him, shaking sand from the joints of his gauntlet, equally as unbothered by the elements. “it happens when you have hope- hope for something better. even when things become bleak and inevitable, sometimes you just can't let go.”

“i think i get it,” he mumbled. eyore squinted his eyes to look past the whirling storm, and saw nothing. “ive been trying to convince myself its alright. but if we don't make it back home, if i dont see everyone again- i think ill have regrets.”

home? since his awakening in this strange land, his memories had become garbled and opaque, nothing but half-formed, sunbleached images: the cockpit of a great ship, a bar tucked away in the sprawl of a growing city, a solemn, moonlit lake.

a cave, damp from the spray of a waterfall, but otherwise empty. unremarkable.

but more than the images, he recognized the longing, the ache that started in his chest and prickled his skin and turned his breath into a labored, heavy thing. hesitantly, vincent placed his good hand on his companions back, a simple gesture of comfort. “... me too, eyore.”

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i jokingly imagined vincent in the 100 acre woods only to end up actually emotionally invested in this potential narrative 

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motion sick buddies

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more JOKES about cloud and tifa eating rocks (because they’re from a mountain you see)

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yuffie and vincent are bad wro operatives part 60: lifes a beach and then you die. vincent refuses to eat a scoop of his least favorite ice cream, throwing the entire mission into jeopardy

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[takes a really deep breath] after years of his gun arm being a punishing symbol of his failures in north corel barret doesnt know what to do when cid, scientist/mechanic that he is, finds it a fascinating example of technology enhancing the lives of humans and cid is impressed by barrets self-taught ability to keep it maintained and functioning. just a thought. welcome to my rarepair.

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vincent but with an oven mitt over his claw. baking cookies. red apron and letting a pie cool on the windowsill. give him the domestic life he deserves. submit post

[emipon]

From my small sketchbook. My mains back in my original playthrough in like 2007 or smth omg….

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Sapphic September - Day 2: Rain

I love rain, but imagine living your whole life in Midgar and then seeing it for the first time.

I mean to come back later and clean this up a bit more, but this is as far as we’re getting today.

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the worst wro operatives you know