Regulus

I'll never be what you think I am

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[james-the-amazing-potter]

SIXTEEN 🎉

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[stealing-the-stars]

Happy birthday I guess...

[james-the-amazing-potter]

Where's my gift, Weggie woo?

[stealing-the-stars]

Your present is me not telling you to go away, don't push your luck.

[james-the-amazing-potter]

SIXTEEN 🎉

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[stealing-the-stars]

Happy birthday I guess...

[james-the-amazing-potter]

Where's my gift, Weggie woo?

[stealing-the-stars]

Your present is me not telling you to go away, don't push your luck.

[james-the-amazing-potter]

SIXTEEN 🎉

@starlight-starbright-thatsme @looneymoonyy @wormy-loves-ch33se @mary-mcdeal @mystical-magical-me @king-ofthe-crop @xeno-graphical @lucius-malfoy-back @rodolphus-le-strange @averykissableguy @fire-allayer @poison-penmanship @lifeofthe-barty @whokilledevanrosier @pandoras-nox @stealing-the-stars @cas-not-the-band @marls-mckinn0n @hjonesworld @emmelineandhervans @sybill-patrica-trelawney @alicethekindone @flowers-of-narcissus @andromedashoax @the-queen-bellatrix @fabian-with-an-f @severusprince-snape @mollberryshortcake @fawningamos @k1ndest-keeper @annajohn-silvae @adam-lukas-morningstar @imogenmorningstar @oxxen--free @camille-laurier @luciagraham @your-favourite-callie @addison-caddel @daughter-of-spring @magandang-kaluluwa @secretlifeof-asher @toby-newtman-tics @bones-and-edgar @scattered-across-thesky

[stealing-the-stars]

Happy birthday I guess...

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

really? I’m your favorite marauder?

[stealing-the-stars]

Obviously. You're not my brother, my brothers bestfriend, or my brothers weird ex/bf thing that no one really understands. Plus you're really nice and quite smart, so I don't mind your company.

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

oh! Thank you,

I give it 3 months before Sirius and Remus get back together

[stealing-the-stars]

At this rate? I give them one, maybe 1 and a 1/2...

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

knowing them? They’ll be dancing around each other

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh I know!! It's so annoying for the rest of us too! Like I don't want to see that while I'm trying to do my potions homework!!

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It really is,

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do they do that? If it's so obvious to us in the outside, how do they not see it?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

well the prank definitely fucked things up,

[stealing-the-stars]

What prank? Did they seriously break up over some stupid prank?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It was supposed to be, but it almost killed snape,

[stealing-the-stars]

What the hell? How???

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

that’s Moony’s secret to share,

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh, @looneymoonyy, tell me about whatever prank you pulled that made you and my brother break up.

[looneymoonyy]

okay but why would i want to do that?

[stealing-the-stars]

Because I asked nicely?

[looneymoonyy]

and that means that i’m going to spill all my secrets to you?

[stealing-the-stars]

Well duh

[looneymoonyy]

i don’t like revealing my secrets. and that’s also half of the reason why we broke up. the other half is that i almost killed someone

[stealing-the-stars]

That's what I've heard, but why? And why Snape?

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

really? I’m your favorite marauder?

[stealing-the-stars]

Obviously. You're not my brother, my brothers bestfriend, or my brothers weird ex/bf thing that no one really understands. Plus you're really nice and quite smart, so I don't mind your company.

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

oh! Thank you,

I give it 3 months before Sirius and Remus get back together

[stealing-the-stars]

At this rate? I give them one, maybe 1 and a 1/2...

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

knowing them? They’ll be dancing around each other

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh I know!! It's so annoying for the rest of us too! Like I don't want to see that while I'm trying to do my potions homework!!

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It really is,

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do they do that? If it's so obvious to us in the outside, how do they not see it?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

well the prank definitely fucked things up,

[stealing-the-stars]

What prank? Did they seriously break up over some stupid prank?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It was supposed to be, but it almost killed snape,

[stealing-the-stars]

What the hell? How???

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

that’s Moony’s secret to share,

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh, @looneymoonyy, tell me about whatever prank you pulled that made you and my brother break up.

[looneymoonyy]

okay but why would i want to do that?

[stealing-the-stars]

Because I asked nicely?

[looneymoonyy]

and that means that i’m going to spill all my secrets to you?

[stealing-the-stars]

Well duh

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[james-the-amazing-potter]

itty bity weggie wooooo!!

[stealing-the-stars]

I don't remember that being my name, Potter.

[james-the-amazing-potter]

Then remember it because it's your nickname from now on :)

[stealing-the-stars]

What? No! Don't call me that. We aren't friends, so don't try to address me as if we were!

[james-the-amazing-potter]

What was that, Weggie woo? Can't hear ya!

[stealing-the-stars]

Wha-? Stop that Potter, you're Sirius's friend, not mine.

[james-the-amazing-potter]

I can be your friend too! I can be everyone's friend!

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh, why must you be like this. I don't want to be your friend.

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[james-the-amazing-potter]

itty bity weggie wooooo!!

[stealing-the-stars]

I don't remember that being my name, Potter.

[james-the-amazing-potter]

Then remember it because it's your nickname from now on :)

[stealing-the-stars]

What? No! Don't call me that. We aren't friends, so don't try to address me as if we were!

[james-the-amazing-potter]

What was that, Weggie woo? Can't hear ya!

[stealing-the-stars]

Wha-? Stop that Potter, you're Sirius's friend, not mine.

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[hjonesworld]

hello regulus ! if you ever wanted to chat about books or art i'm always available ! (please don't hate me for being friends with sirius) <3

[stealing-the-stars]

I might just do that (I'm not gonna hate you for being friends with Sirius, I'm just gonna judge you slightly)

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[james-the-amazing-potter]

itty bity weggie wooooo!!

[stealing-the-stars]

I don't remember that being my name, Potter.

[james-the-amazing-potter]

Then remember it because it's your nickname from now on :)

[stealing-the-stars]

What? No! Don't call me that. We aren't friends, so don't try to address me as if we were!

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[james-the-amazing-potter]

itty bity weggie wooooo!!

[stealing-the-stars]

I don't remember that being my name, Potter.

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Unfortunately????? How cruel brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Oh please, that's the nicest thing I've said about you in probably three months

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

You're so mean to me brother, when I care for you so ever much

[stealing-the-stars]

"Caring for me" is a stretch and you know it.

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

I don't think I do, but alright baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do you always call me that? Why is it do hard for you to just call me by my name?

Ooc: he recognizes he's losing this fight and is now just trying to piss sirius off

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

I can call you by your name Reggie, but I'm just stating a fact, you are my baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

"Reggie" still isn't my name. Call me Regulus please. Also you calling me your "baby brother" makes me seem like a child, which is just factually incorrect.

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Fine, Regulus, that's all you're getting. And you are a child, you're barely a teenager, so you're still my baby brother and you will forever be my baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Why must you always treat me like a child. Does it ever get tiresome for you, keeping up this facade for everyone else to see? Or do you simply enjoy being as fake as those tabloids that they sell around the school?

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Regulus, what the fuck. I'm genuinely just trying to talk to you and you're being so pissy. I never treated you like a child, I just called you my baby brother because you are my brother and you are younger

[stealing-the-stars]

Whatever...

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

I'll talk to you later, when you're being more sensible, love you Reggie

[stealing-the-stars]

Fine. Love you too.

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

really? I’m your favorite marauder?

[stealing-the-stars]

Obviously. You're not my brother, my brothers bestfriend, or my brothers weird ex/bf thing that no one really understands. Plus you're really nice and quite smart, so I don't mind your company.

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

oh! Thank you,

I give it 3 months before Sirius and Remus get back together

[stealing-the-stars]

At this rate? I give them one, maybe 1 and a 1/2...

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

knowing them? They’ll be dancing around each other

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh I know!! It's so annoying for the rest of us too! Like I don't want to see that while I'm trying to do my potions homework!!

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It really is,

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do they do that? If it's so obvious to us in the outside, how do they not see it?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

well the prank definitely fucked things up,

[stealing-the-stars]

What prank? Did they seriously break up over some stupid prank?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It was supposed to be, but it almost killed snape,

[stealing-the-stars]

What the hell? How???

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

that’s Moony’s secret to share,

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh, @looneymoonyy, tell me about whatever prank you pulled that made you and my brother break up.

[looneymoonyy]

okay but why would i want to do that?

[stealing-the-stars]

Because I asked nicely?

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Unfortunately????? How cruel brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Oh please, that's the nicest thing I've said about you in probably three months

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

You're so mean to me brother, when I care for you so ever much

[stealing-the-stars]

"Caring for me" is a stretch and you know it.

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

I don't think I do, but alright baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do you always call me that? Why is it do hard for you to just call me by my name?

Ooc: he recognizes he's losing this fight and is now just trying to piss sirius off

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

I can call you by your name Reggie, but I'm just stating a fact, you are my baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

"Reggie" still isn't my name. Call me Regulus please. Also you calling me your "baby brother" makes me seem like a child, which is just factually incorrect.

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Fine, Regulus, that's all you're getting. And you are a child, you're barely a teenager, so you're still my baby brother and you will forever be my baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Why must you always treat me like a child. Does it ever get tiresome for you, keeping up this facade for everyone else to see? Or do you simply enjoy being as fake as those tabloids that they sell around the school?

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Regulus, what the fuck. I'm genuinely just trying to talk to you and you're being so pissy. I never treated you like a child, I just called you my baby brother because you are my brother and you are younger

[stealing-the-stars]

Whatever...

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

really? I’m your favorite marauder?

[stealing-the-stars]

Obviously. You're not my brother, my brothers bestfriend, or my brothers weird ex/bf thing that no one really understands. Plus you're really nice and quite smart, so I don't mind your company.

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

oh! Thank you,

I give it 3 months before Sirius and Remus get back together

[stealing-the-stars]

At this rate? I give them one, maybe 1 and a 1/2...

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

knowing them? They’ll be dancing around each other

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh I know!! It's so annoying for the rest of us too! Like I don't want to see that while I'm trying to do my potions homework!!

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It really is,

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do they do that? If it's so obvious to us in the outside, how do they not see it?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

well the prank definitely fucked things up,

[stealing-the-stars]

What prank? Did they seriously break up over some stupid prank?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It was supposed to be, but it almost killed snape,

[stealing-the-stars]

What the hell? How???

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

that’s Moony’s secret to share,

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh, @looneymoonyy, tell me about whatever prank you pulled that made you and my brother break up.

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Unfortunately????? How cruel brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Oh please, that's the nicest thing I've said about you in probably three months

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

You're so mean to me brother, when I care for you so ever much

[stealing-the-stars]

"Caring for me" is a stretch and you know it.

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

I don't think I do, but alright baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do you always call me that? Why is it do hard for you to just call me by my name?

Ooc: he recognizes he's losing this fight and is now just trying to piss sirius off

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

I can call you by your name Reggie, but I'm just stating a fact, you are my baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

"Reggie" still isn't my name. Call me Regulus please. Also you calling me your "baby brother" makes me seem like a child, which is just factually incorrect.

[starlight-starbright-thatsme]

Fine, Regulus, that's all you're getting. And you are a child, you're barely a teenager, so you're still my baby brother and you will forever be my baby brother

[stealing-the-stars]

Why must you always treat me like a child. Does it ever get tiresome for you, keeping up this facade for everyone else to see? Or do you simply enjoy being as fake as those tabloids that they sell around the school?

[stealing-the-stars]

The life and lies of Regulus Black

Yes, it's me. I'm 14 years old and a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I wish I was an only child, but unfortunately I have a brother.

@pandoras-nox: My friend Pandora

@lifeofthe-barty: My friend Barty

@whokilledevanrosier: Another one of my friends, Evan

@anastasia-selwyn: My dear friend Anastasia<3

@severusprince-snape: Severus, I don't know him well but he seems chill

@andromedashoax: My amazing cousin

@flowers-of-narcissus: My other amazing cousin

@looneymoonyy: One of the better Marauders

@lilytheginger: Incredibly smart but hangs out with my brother

@james-the-amazing-potter: My brothers best friend

@starlight-starbright-thatsme: My brother

@xeno-graphical: Pandoras boyfriend? Friend? Were not sure

@wormy-loves-ch33se: My favorite Marauder

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

really? I’m your favorite marauder?

[stealing-the-stars]

Obviously. You're not my brother, my brothers bestfriend, or my brothers weird ex/bf thing that no one really understands. Plus you're really nice and quite smart, so I don't mind your company.

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

oh! Thank you,

I give it 3 months before Sirius and Remus get back together

[stealing-the-stars]

At this rate? I give them one, maybe 1 and a 1/2...

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

knowing them? They’ll be dancing around each other

[stealing-the-stars]

Ugh I know!! It's so annoying for the rest of us too! Like I don't want to see that while I'm trying to do my potions homework!!

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It really is,

[stealing-the-stars]

Why do they do that? If it's so obvious to us in the outside, how do they not see it?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

well the prank definitely fucked things up,

[stealing-the-stars]

What prank? Did they seriously break up over some stupid prank?

[wormy-loves-ch33se]

It was supposed to be, but it almost killed snape,

[stealing-the-stars]

What the hell? How???