[dilfbrucewayne]

Straight women: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO THIS MAN! EVEN LESBIANS WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM

The man:

[thivus]

he do be looking kinda fresh doe

[thegoodvybe]

[stimman4000]

every single night i cry myself to sleep over not owning this shirt. if anyone has the link to it please send it to me. please. my life is hollow and meaningless without it. i can’t go on like this

[killerrk]

[fujoshiwarrior]

what’s tonight’s mood

[grimspy-deactivated20201130]

[laughconfetti]

i know the exact emotion this person is trying to portray

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[queensheebs]

what a legend

[meanplastic]

I’ve shared this video over 3 times and i’m not apologizing

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

This honestly might be the best stand-up bit of all time.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[valtsv]

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

[movedtobitchphobic]

this post is especially good when read as a haiku

[valtsv]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

[oldschoolfrp]

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[lord-kitschener]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[camdamage]

[camdamage]

Cuttlefish and I. By me. Patreon.com/camdamage