OLD GODS OF APPALACHIA SENTENCE STARTERS
A collection of quotes from Episodes 0, 0.5, and 1 of the horror podcast Old Gods of Appalachia. Feel free to change pronouns/wording as desired.
CONTENT WARNING(S) FOR: Spoilers, horror, death, cursing
“ Folk who live here don’t trust easy. ”
“ There are whole graveyards full of what we’ve learned about outsiders. ”
“ There are places in this world that humanity was never supposed to see. ”
“ Our tongues do not have the shape to speak the true names of what they are… ”
“ They are not evil. They are not of Hell or the Christian devil. They simply * are * . ”
“ We were never meant to be here at all. ”
“ But they didn’t claim the land. The land claimed them. ”
“ How dare we think we could break the skin of a god and try to dig out its heart without bringing forth blood and darkness! ”
“ First come, first served. ”
“ Hanging food from a tree branch will not save it nor you if you are foolish enough to try to camp here. ”
“ They called her a witch. ”
“ They’d never find her body. ”
“ Where this story’s goin’… that’s probably for the best. ”
“ The boy was a liar of course, as many boys are. ”
“ It was nice to have it out in the open. ”
“ Some say that place will find you if it wants you there. ”
“ They feared witchin’ far too much for that. ”
“ Whatever this was though, it thought it was clever. ”
“ Been gone a while, have you not? “
" Oh, you’ve got to try harder than that! ”
“ What are you, her priest? ”
“ Come back tomorrow. Show me your true face, or don’t come at all. ”
“ You have not a name for what I am. ”
“ You said you had an offer, so say true or begone. “
“ Death is death in this place, to the point that you speak and understand. But what if you never had to know its sting? ”
" I have land. Don’t you see my fine palace and my sprawling manor grounds? ”
“ All we have to do is wait. ”
“ Come closer. Let us talk… of many things. ”
“ It used to be a schoolhouse. ”
“ The air here is heavy. ”
“ Everybody knows that you don’t climb into the dark earth without her swallowing a few of us whole. ”
“ You do not take from the mother without her taking back. ”
“ It was fair trade though. ”
“ All she asked in return is that we die slowly and without complaint. ”
“ That’s where it started. ”
“ There’s no way to describe what was left. ”
“ A darkness stirred and the path to the world of men stood open. ”
“ The dead, such as they were, were grieved and life went on. ”
“ You just come on with me now and I’ll get you home to your momma. ”
“ Well ain’t that a shame. ”
“ I can still get you to her though, she’ll be right glad to see you. ”