Mythos & Reality

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22 Tumblr Posts That Perfectly Summarize Crushes

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Hilarious.

[buzzfeednews]

“Buh-bye Republican Party.”

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It's funny because you don't even need your voter's registration card to vote in most states. And just because you burned it doesn't mean you aren't registered as a Republican anymore. You still are. Good metaphor though. Very visual.

[mcrvel]

I don’t give a fuck if nasa changed the zodiac. You know what nasa also did? Took planetary status away from Pluto. They can’t be trusted

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In which Luke discusses cereal, and why it sucks.

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Someone feels the same way I do. Thank you Luke.

[theclearlydope]

CALM THE F*CK DOWN, DISNEY.

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Agreed. I love Star Wars but Jesus Christ.

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Zodiac Chats:

Pisces: Something weird just happened!! I was just on my laptop and then this weird thing happened, it's a conspiracy, look!

Gemini: Oh man thats crazy, let me look into it first before i start freaking out, tsk its just some editing going on, you can chill now

Pisces: Are you sure? Because there were some videos for proof and this thing??

Gemini: What really! Where's the video?!

Pisces: I dont know, its on youtube somewhere

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my married friends are planning a double date in front of me

[myfriendsaremarried]

When I’m out with my married friend and she says she has to go home and cook dinner for her husband

and I’m like…

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👍🙋🏻🎧🐙😽

[doctorwho]

👽🌌⌛️🌝🍳

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😍👰🏼😴👨🏻💘

[zodiacsociety]

VENUS IN ARIES

What you see is that you get with people who have Venus in Aries. Subtlety isn’t for them, as they flirt by being up-front, and while they relish in the initial conquest, they also love the chase. Venus in Aries people are impulsive in love, and they fall fast, so they can easily attract many types of people to them. They will impress people by letting them know about their independence and achievements. They have an aura of innocent charm that always shines even if they are being a bit self-centered. They bring energy and a childlike wonder to romance and love. They need spontaneity and fun rather than seriousness in relationships. They nee to keep things new in order to keep their attention, as they can become bored and lose interest quickly. Aries Venus has an attraction to assertive and daring people. The ultimate turn on is when they are being swept off their feet by a direct advance.

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Lol.

[zodiacsociety]

MOON IN LEO

Leo Moon individuals are not necessarily outgoing, but they are still social when it comes to their inner circle. When they are comfortable, they love letting their light shine and entertaining others will warm up their hearts. They are highly humourous and loves making others laugh. They have an inner desire to do things right, so they will always try their hardest when it means something to them! They can be a little controlling with their friends and loved ones, but that is only because they deeply care and this is how they simply show it.

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Mmeeeeeee

[zodiacsociety]

Moon in the Eighth House

Those who have their moon in the eighth house will be charged with emotional intensity and responses that are very powerful and passionate, even if the Moon is energized by a lighthearted sign like Gemini. This placement will take the feelings of the moon and turn it up while hiding it in the unconscious. People may not readily see the Moon energy in these individuals, but they can sense it quietly lit beneath the surface. It is certainly difficult to figure out eighth house moon holders. Even when these individuals reveal themselves emotionally to others, they keep a part of themselves concealed.

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Me.

[zodiacsociety]

What’s your personality? - By zodiacsociety 

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I am a DREAMER, and PRAISE is what makes me feel emotionally happy, but I express my needs and thoughts in a LOGICAL way. When it comes to love, I will be PROTECTIVE, but when I get angry I become SARCASTIC, so don't test me.

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my married friend tells me she’s not a feminist because she likes traditional gender roles

and I’m like… Not this shit again. Those things aren’t mutually exclusive. My definition of feminism is about doing whatever makes you happy. Sigh.

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Me with my best friend b

[theclearlydope]

"One please."

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I'm 98% sure that this is my movie theater. And for that I'd reblog.

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I don't understand. I live in Chicago. The past few days, my family in Florida has been flooding me with phone calls, Facebook posts/messages, and text messages making sure I was safe in the Blizzard..... The blizzard that's hitting the East Coast. Thousands of miles away from me. But... when the weather is -30 for several days in my area... I hear nothing from them. Florida logic?

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