Stephanie Leann Simmons

Live each day like it's your last, because who knows...it just might be.

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This cereal smells like French toast and kind of tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch with tiny green marshmallows. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGdfsENFSrEemjFbl07qQeC3QFi7t938kLhiFE0/?igshid=11kprv2h0g3y9

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

- Bob Dylan

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

- George Addair

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SMILE OF THE DAY

Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, at $180. Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, at $220.” When they got to the third floor, the old woman had reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks at both beautiful women in the eye, Farts, and then says…”Heinz Baked beans … $1.50

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People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.

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Shadow Puppets and How to Make Them.

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Dad cut my hair yesterday and I'm feeling refreshed https://www.instagram.com/p/CBdrsxzl_U4fi6qKfJUAX8P-AISyIseUZdw8gg0/?igshid=kpldqdb5r96i

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Ahh, that quarantine life, dressing up for no one but yourself 😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQgDI1lZPpGSPiQjQb5Fi1Do4x0zQ70PQzi040/?igshid=uokl75otzf40

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It was snowing today, no wonder it's freaking cold. 😎 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7C5HnglQ7r9ncPYZpfirgMeOrCMCs-gizL8aE0/?igshid=8y2snx4gtcj9

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Look at what I just got in the mail #SoMuchToLove from Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treats https://www.instagram.com/p/B63kHuNlwK4D0ldJbEybHeVLqTpho3O92yCbyk0/?igshid=199cpsv1vvfcg

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Headed home on this rainy Sunday, ahh refreshing and relaxing rain. https://www.instagram.com/p/B6rHTM6FXTuQwcbUCwWpQJbxiTUB5YRI-FH-yo0/?igshid=hu84gn1t5pao

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Check out these cute a** bunny slippers my sister got me for Christmas. https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ooxaYF3syr-lcm9NcpP1r2avpwi6wVg6G4bE0/?igshid=1s9at31nzu02y

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On my way to visit my sister and brother-in-law! https://www.instagram.com/p/B6n4otPloVrqxCsy4rJiDk0W6rTtcshhEuiGzQ0/?igshid=pkp3en5ozvzu

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SMILE OF THE DAY

It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote.They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited.

"I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!". The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!" "Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet. "I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation, andsaw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch,and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle. "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya..."

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Happy Citizenship Day!

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This Is Halloween | The Nightmare Before Christmas | VoicePlay A Cappella

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(via The Ecstasy)