So girlfriend and I are having a nice flirty night
And I told my girlfriend they could tie up my wrists
They did and I was like! Cool! I love this!
Then they…put on a movie??? Okay, sick, background noise maybe
They lay down and cuddle me. I figure I’m being politely rejected. I lay there for almost two hours with my wrists elaborately tied.
Prince of Egypt is what’s playing btw. We’re singing along to the songs while laying like this
Afterwards I’m like, okay, you can untie me since you’re not very into this
Girlfriend is confused
Girlfriend says that they thought I wanted ‘soothing compression’ and they were trying to be nonjudgmental about my soothing techniques
I specify, no, this is a sex thing you absolute idiot what (lovingly)
Girlfriend spends next twenty minutes laying face down in bed laughing about how they’re a dumbass
They are a dumbass but so am I for laying there tied up for two hours
Happy early pride everyone I think I’m homophobic now
