Bird-Brain (Krystal) | 25 | Bi | She/He/Any

Made you look :) Mostly reblogging stuff atm, but I make art sometimes! (grins)

[ripempezardexerox]

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[t4nku-deactivated20240405]

get my pussy up get my money up

[deadlinejon]

[dogpuppy]

[lord-squark]

I hate it when they're mean to detective gumshoe

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[3000s]

true

[dogpuppy]

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[terracloak]

you know who else got aborted?

[dorothylarouge]

This is still my favorite page in all of Chainsaw Man