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First Gooseworx and now Kane Parsons why the fuck are we trying to ruin the lives and works of indie creators

#And the people constantly complaining about indie creations are the same people who complain Hollywood is lacking creativity #Kane Parsons #Gooseworx

I know Kane Parsons directed this movie, but you can clearly see that Osgood Perkins mentored Kane Parsons in how some of the cinematography of the Backrooms is so reminiscent of Gretel and Hansel and Longlegs

#backrooms #longlegs #gretel and hansel #kane parsons #osgood perkins #the liminality is so Perkins #as well as the symmetry

The top two highest grossing horror movie releases of the year are about two emotionally constipated men who play with shit they don't understand and also immediately drag everyone down with them to the depths of their shithole situations and taking a poor innocent woman down with them to endure the brunt of it

#obsession #backrooms #clark #bear

So if Rue just goes through all of that just to die in the end, then what the fuck was the point of Euphoria especially the entirety of season 3 where it's Rue trying to find the strength to overcome her addiction and her environment using faith

#euphoria season 3 #euphoria #rue bennet #fuck this show #like what are addicts supposed to think now?#that they die regardless?

Thinking about my pookie Bear in Obsession ^w^

#obsession #bear #michael johnson #Let's turn good ol Bear's skin into a sweater!

Love how he was such an adorable gay twink in Teen Wolf with a cute boyfriend and now he plays the most evil bitch in all of horror history

#michael johnson #teen wolf #obsession #he was a cute chameleon in teen wolf #and now he plays a ridiculously selfish cunt #bear you shall pay for your sins #this evil twink will pay

Imagine in the next few movies of Curry Barker, we get to see an ongoing hidden storyline for Nikki in the form of quick cameos and easter eggs where she is supposedly jailed for life but somehow escapes and is on the run then suddenly in one of his movies suddenly Nikki is now a best selling writer out of nowhere which means she managed to fix things somehow using a loophole for the wish or something

#obsession #curry barker #inde navarette #like nikki would be a running gag throughout his movies

Youtubers and content creators are talking about literal fucking DICTATORS using terms like "aura" and "mid" and whatever what have this world become

#mind you human rights are legit being violated #not just wrong pronouns being used like yall probably believe #but people actually being murdered and starved #people are being tormented and killed by their own government and yall be using words like aura for the dictators tf #this aint a fandom powerscaling bullshit this is real life politics #we are so fucking desensitized

Probably why Zendaya and Sydney were both carrying Euphoria season 3 was because they were probably the only main actresses in that show genuinely willing to be grotesque and go to batshit levels of crazy acting, while the rest just wanted to stay pretty and clean

#euphoria season 3 #euphoria s3 #zendaya #sydney sweeney #i could add jacob elordi but he barely did anything this season except die

Homelander's voice is so asmr at some points like his voice is so relaxing even when he says wild evil shit

#the boys #homelander #antony starr #prime video #his full Easter speech was so blasphemous yet so relaxing to listen to at the same time #lowkey felt like i was gonna go to hell for listening to his speech to sleep #does he not have a nomination from any major category or something what the fuck?#his performance in all seasons were generational

The people claiming that the Boys has become the same superhero shit that it used to mock are the exact same people who complained that the ending of the show wasn't an epic citywide superhero battle between Homelander and the Boys

#the boys season 5 #the boys finale #the boys amazon #the boys #These people are wild #The ending felt less like a superhero show and more like a political assassination plot

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I think Jacob Elordi is gonna pull a Tyler Hoechlin in the Teen Wolf movie, and get Nate Jacobs killed off in the end of the season so he doesn't have to work in fuckass Euphoria anymore

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I fucking knew it

To be honest, after 5 seasons and years of extreme graphic gore, sex, drugs and traumatic events, it kind of feels nice to give the Boys a quiet, boring ending to their journeys

#the boys #the boys amazon #mother's milk adopting ryan was kind of nice #also nice that kimiko is living her best life in paris despite frenchie's absence #a far cry from her sad beginnings #and hughie and annie being fully domestic

Two recent TV characters with the most shockingly low amount of self respect

#the boys #euphoria #the deep #cassie howard #they are both so painfully insecure #and unfortunately willing to sell themselves out completely just for attention and love

To be honest, we all deserve a bad ending for the Amazing Digital Circus because how we treated Gooseworx over the years

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #twitter is a fucking cesspool and no one should be taking it seriously or taking opinions from it

Nikki better put her storytelling and writers skills to good use and fake her fucking death and pin it all on Bear

#obsession #curry barker #inde navarrette #michael johnson

After dealing with all the PR bullshit for the past few years, Ashley better retire to a nice quiet house, sleep for 3 days, exfoliate, go the the spa, regrow her hair, eat a healthy meal or two, and take care of herself and her back face

#the boys #ashley barrett #she needs more than 8 hours sleep #self care sweetie

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