macho man randy savage

whats upppppp im gibby. i try to be a really good person as often as i can, tattoos and cars are really cool and im really lame. box is always open i love to meet new people. snapchat @ unofficialgibby queen-of-kantos king

[lesbianscoundrel]

there are three questions you must ask yourself every day

is it cute?

is it sexy? and

is it OSHA compliant?

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

[genericcartoons-deactivated2022]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.

You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.

[angiethewitch]

I fucking adore this man

[getchapapes]

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

[enbies-and-felonies]

THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM

“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”

[neongreentoxicity]

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

[caffeinated-nightowl]

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

[math-is-magic]

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[reactionfaces]

[great-tweets]

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

[ladytesla]

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

[journeymanfool]

You will

[rthstewart]

I love Mr. Murderbritches and every time I see him I retweet or reblog.  Be Mr. Murderbritches. 

[ampervadasz]

[switching-to-glide]

You will never be able to lay down alone if there’s a Golden Retriever around.

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

an  Abundance  of  Blessings

[marlinspirkhall]

“Oh, wow, 3 dogs, that’s a lot!”

*more dogs swarm into frame*

“Oh no”

[notkatniss]

[shingojira]

[ricecakkke]

[dunsparce]

A thread of games that have better covers than the original

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[cundtcake]

she’s doing god’s work

[oomshi]

[alisonzai]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[domxnkasshu]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have