Did You See More Glass?

"If you want to look at me feet, say so" said the young man. "But don't be a God-damned sneak about it."

[steph-sells-out]

Nah, she's still alive. Get it together, internet

[gobblechopstv]

[arkhamknignt-archive]

What your favorite robin says about you

(based on personal experience)

Dick

Weird sense of humor, lots of puns

taken for granted probably

u either are the biggest nicest mom friend or a fucking mess there’s no inbetween

people always have a lot of expectations for you

u love superman, you wish he was your dad 

Jason

you love suffering and are dead inside

you’re salty and bitter

you do everything out of spite

you wanna fucking deck the joker and sometimes batman

u crave constant validation but rarely admit it

Tim

doing ur best, and are probably p hard on yourself too

you’re either p kinky or vanilla as fuck

u arrive two hours later w starbucks

u’re sarcastic as fuck

?

you had a weeabo phase, or are still going through it

Stephanie

u always rot for the little guy (or the forgotten ones)

u love girls probably

would die for cassandra cain and barbara gordon and p much every single female character

have a neat sense of humor

also always down to fight even if you dont show it

Damian

youre always down to fight, even if you’re not believe me spiritually u are

love animals, would die for them tbh

are also v salty and loud about it

will punch a bee u dont give a fuck

are p soft when ppl get to know u, and v loyal as well

bonus: Carrie

you’re a fuckening nerd

also weird but w a cool fashion style (or want to have it)

ur too pure for this world

ur probably also p gay

maybe not a lot of ppl pays attention to u but youre out there doing ur thing and i respect u

[thesnicketfile]

Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

[pompousprince]

I’m literally angry

[nonbinaryspacedust-deactivated2]

[northgang]

[pr1nceshawn]

Why do people even bother buying things for their cats?

[adieutristesse]

Bush- or tree-dweller, guys, figure it out

[andyourhostkristenwiig]

Bad Girls

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[somehoodlum]

[flatsound]

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

[castiel--for--king]

[thecutestofthecute]

[teapotprincess]

Majestic creatures.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

like zoinks scoob we’re out of microbrew 

[rubyetc]

I hate myself at this

[teamcoco]

[carudamon119]

[lapiislazuliis-deactivated20160]

@angst420 @almondettes

[boyspay]

yabba dabba done with ur shit

[kellysue]

Fraction gave me an early Christmas present.

[mattfractionblog]

what if that’s what tiny tim said at the end of christmas carol