☽Choke Me☾

I'm Stephanie and I'm 22 even though I look twelve. Creative Writing major, plant-eater, and neat rock enthusiast.

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[powerfulwizard]

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

coconut

[powerfulwizard]

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

[girlwarlock]

has hair. give milk

[byjove]

dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch” 

[100egg]

dorian, completely serious over a glass of wine, hand trembling: this painting is the literal decay of my soul. this painting is all my sinful anguish and moral depravity

literally anyone who knew him longer than 5 minutes:

[la-laborista-republiko]

[tylorreimer]

Rise above the crowd 🌿 (at Sandilands Provincial Forest)

Instagram

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[goneg0-deactivated20230705]

[stillasvnbeam]

[mellifexfarm]

teaching rue how to drum! 🥁

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[antioch-actius]

no its capitalism brain

[thequantumqueer]

capitalism isn’t the reason you need to scrub the toilet

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[destinyrush]

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

one of my favorite additions to any post i’ve ever made

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

the good place (2016-)

[flowerinaflame]

[mews]

[a-cat-with-antlers]