last night

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[scarletjohansson]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[70sscifiart]

Fred Gambino

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[depsidase]

[ironmaidenhead]

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[succumbing-song]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[maryolive]

The Days by Jon Anderson

[keptandkind]

every time you hesitate, someone less talented takes your spot. the world rewards audacity and confidence, NOT potential alone.

[wosp-reactivated]

Please don't return me to the store

[yellow-cat]

❗The rapacious scallion would like access to your location. Accept?

[pristris]

Decline! Decline! Decline! I owe them money

[blacktuxwhitecollar]

Lorde - Hold No Grudge

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