You’re A Funny Guy

Steph, 23, Florida.

[oblit]

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

when i catch someone staring at me

[thoughtkick]

“Give yourself credit for the days you’ve made it when you thought you couldn’t.”

— cwote

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[xpectations]

yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories

[marcitlali]

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

[amultitudeofsins]

My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

[yokuji]

Have to come to a realization that I am not secretly competing against anyone. I am my own person at different stages of growth. The only things I should be competing with is the person I was yesterday and the 24 hours I have before me.

[nickcagesbeard]

[meyhew]

do u take constructive criticism

i only take cash or credit 

[youaremyeverlovin]

mike’s hard hot dog water

[youaremyeverlovin]

“theres alcohol in it”

[joshpeck]

whom is trying to fall in love with me speak up

[charmancler]

when my dog barks for no reason

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[electric-daisy-forest]

I just want a relationship where we are both equally obsessed with each other, but in a healthy way. Save my selfies when I send them to you. Text me “I know you’re sleeping right now, but…”. Take the time to listen to the songs that are important to me. Joke around with me and make fun of me and then kiss me right after. Tell your friends how happy I make you and how excited you’ll be when we are finally married. Double text me because you miss me. Reassure me when I’m feeling insecure. Grab my hand, hold me, show everyone I’m yours. Don’t hold back on me, tell me how much you want me and how much you love me. Make me happy and I will do my best to make you happier.

[demiiwhiffin]

[sheikh-that-ass]

I love hearing "i saw this and thought of you"