ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᶤˢ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ

i was a little girl, and i crawled through an open window because i heard SINGING. i was attracted to what i saw inside. it was someone SAFE. this little ray of sunshine who didn’t have a care in the world. you had everything. family meals around a table. i wanted that. “ how was you day, maya? ” “ it was great, dad. ” you HAD that. you went to bed with a SMILE on your face every night while i went to bed wondering if my father was going to be at the breakfast table in the morning. I WANTED THAT. independent maya hart

[dacutiehart]

[spiridicn-blog]

Halloween Sentence Meme !  🎃

some slightly nsfw !! 

“ I’m turning the lights out now. “ 

“ They’re coming. Get ready. “ 

“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 

“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 

“ You need a damn costume. “ 

“ This is my costume ! “ 

“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 

“ Spooky spaghetti ? “

“ You look… hot. “ 

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “

“ HOLY FUCK. “ 

“ You deserved that, asshole. “

“ Wanna go in first ? “ 

“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “  

“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “ 

“ I don’t wanna go ! “ 

“ You’re fucking with me. “ 

“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 

“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “

“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 

“ That’s fucking adorable. “ 

“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “

“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ 

“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “

“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 

“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 

“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 

“ Come here. “ 

“ You hear that ?  “ 

“ That was not my dog. “ 

“ Did you leave the door open ? “

“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 

“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 

“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 

“ I don’t like these woods. “ 

“ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “ 

[bitchinlyras]

[huckleberryshortstack]

[breytons]

female character meme | favorite female character in a children’s show

maya hart “when people you’ve loved all of your life suddenly decide to leave? well, you sit by yourself for a while and you’ll try to figure it out. and you’ll blame yourself, but it isn’t your fault. you probably won’t believe that though and you’ll think you did something wrong, but… you didn’t. it isn’t your fault. and most of all, you stay with your best friend. people make their own decisions, and sometimes they decide to go away for a while. sometimes it takes time to understand why. it isn’t your fault.”

[capacity]

Anyways……. time to sabotage myself

[friarlucas]

best of girl meets world ➩ 18/∞

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✧    THE   VAMPIRE   DIARIES   PROMPTS   !   (  PART   II  .   )

*  A MIXTURE OF TVD  S3 - S4 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Hey, you should learn to knock. What if I was… indecent? ‘

‘ Why should I let you leave? ‘

‘ I am every parent’s worst nightmare. I am the chaperone teacher from hell. ‘

‘ I need you to stop following me - it’s causing some problems. ‘

‘ Let’s skip the part where we pretend we don’t know about the vampires. ‘

‘ You were testing me to see if I was a vampire. ‘

‘ Oh, boy. Are you a sucker for a lost cause, or what? ‘

‘ Can you just give me a minute to appreciate that you’re not dead? ‘

‘ You had a bag full of weapons and a teacher with an eternity ring. ‘

‘ It was too dangerous going out there to begin with, so what was it? ‘

‘ You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool. ‘

‘ I wake up in stranger’s blood in places I don’t recognize. ‘

‘ You may be cute, but you’re still a vampire. ‘

‘ To a vampire, that’s nothing. To you? That’s half your life. ‘

‘ A thousand years of life experience says otherwise. ‘

‘ I don’t want you to be what other people think that you are. ‘

‘ Why is it suddenly so important that everybody keep me in check? ‘

‘ You can’t just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out. ‘

‘ What do you mean “what”? I’ve been calling you for two days. ‘

‘ I’m the guy who’s been assigned to protect the human blood bag. ‘

‘ You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid. ‘

‘ When I kill someone, they’re supposed to stay dead. ‘

‘ I don’t know why this is happening, or when it’s gonna stop. ‘

‘ You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do. ‘

‘ Careful where you shine that thing. Bats hate the light. ‘

‘ She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheer leading squad. ‘

‘ We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans. ‘

‘ Why feed on vampires? Don’t tell it’s for the smooth after taste. ‘

‘ What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me! ‘

‘ Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. ‘

‘ No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in.  ‘

‘ She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad. ‘

‘ Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end. ‘

‘ OK, so what if he asked you to rip your own heart out? ‘

‘ None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.. ‘

‘ When are you going to get it? Stop saving me! ‘

‘ Take it from me. Strange is bad; dead is worse. ‘

‘ You know, you guys are ruining a perfectly good funeral. ’

‘ Is that what you`re doing? Trying to make me hate you? ‘

‘ Are you going to kill me? ‘

‘ I thought about it myself once or twice over the centuries, truth be told.  ‘

‘ And I could let you, die, if that’s what you want.  ‘

‘ Vampire hunter who can’t be killed by vampires. Convenient. ‘

‘ I’ve been having these dreams for days now. ‘

‘ I just can’t believe that you guys kept this from me this whole time. ‘

‘ You bit me. I could’ve died. ‘

‘ You’re gonna wanna buff up, if you start dating this one. ‘

‘ We all know the drill– you feed or you die. ‘

‘ I was supposed to die, I don’t– I don’t want– I can’t be a vampire! ‘

‘ I made a choice that I will regret for the rest of my life. Now let me try to fix it. ‘

‘ I never thought I’d be saying this, but I can’t stop thinking about blood. ‘

‘ Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim. ‘

‘ Yoo-hoo, anybody home? Big bad vampire out here. ‘

‘ You don’t have to convince me that everything’s going to be okay.. ‘

‘ This is wrong. A bunch of people just died and we’re having sex. ‘

‘ Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire. ‘

‘ Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe? ‘

‘ Because you’re a vampire now. And part of you knows you’re a lot more like me. ‘

‘ Do you remember what you were like before you turned? ‘

‘ You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. ‘

‘ Well let’s just say it’s made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town. ‘

‘ I’m searching for a supernatural handbook. ‘

‘ I know what being around too much blood does to you, so… I can’t put you through that.  ‘

‘ Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it’s worse than a hangover. ‘

‘ Is that where you’ve been all morning? Buying bossypants? ‘

‘ For someone who doesn’t want to be like me, you sure are good at it. ‘

‘ Well, “lost” is a very strong word, we just technically don’t know where she is. ‘

‘ The witch who loses her powers gets left out of important conversations. ‘

‘ You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed? ‘

‘ I must be the least intimidating mass murderer ever. ‘

[rpmemed]

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[inboxideas]

Uh oh! Your character is watching mine get hit on and is feeling possessive. How does your character handle this?

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° • ———— THE MIST SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ It wasn’t my fault! ’ ’ I just want you to know that it’s okay… ’ ’ I just want you to know that it’s okay… being scared. ’ ’ And, well, if you need a friend, someone to talk too… ’ ’ I have a friend. God, up above. ’ ’ Don’t you condescend me. ’ ’ You don’t mock me. ’ ’ The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out. ’ ’ That’s not what I was doing. ’ ’ He’s/she’s a fucking kid. He’s/she’s supposed to be stupid. ’ ’ What’s your excuse? ’ ’ With lines like these, I don’t know how good it is. ’ ’ I guess we’ll have to make do. ’ ’ So… any boogeymen? ’ ’ You got that kid killed, and I got his fucking blood on me! ’ ’ We have to tell them. ’ ’ We have to stop them from going outside. ’ ’ We have to tell them. The people in the market. ’ ’ They won’t believe us. ’ ’ I’m not sure I believe it, and I was here. ’ ’ What we saw was impossible. ’ ’ You know that, don’t you? ’ ’ What we saw was impossible. You know that, don’t you? ’ ’ What do we say? How do we… convince them? ’ ’ We gotta discuss how we’re going to stop that thing from getting in here. ’ ’ What do you mean getting in? We shut the loading door. ’ ’ Yeah, but the entire front of the store is plate glass. ’ ’ You can’t convince some people there’s a fire even when their hair is burning. ’ ’ Denial is a powerful thing. ’ ’ What are you saying? What are you proposing? ’ ’ If we all prepare… to meet our maker… ’ ’ Oh, prepare to meet shit! ’ ’ How about if your ass prepares to meet my size ten work boot! ’ ’ The end of times has come. Not in flames, but in mist. ’ ’ If you hit me again, if you dare, you’ll be on your knees. ’ ’ You’ll be on your knees to me before this is through. ’ ’ Now listen people. We are experiencing some kind of disaster. ’ ’ I don’t know whether it’s man-made or natural. ’ ’ I do know that it’s definitely not supernatural. ’ ’ The only way we’re going to help ourselves is to seek rescue. ’ ’ We’re going out. ’ ’ I’m not discussing this any further. ’ ’ I know. I just want to ask a favor. ’ ’ Tie this around your waist. ’ ’ It’ll let us know you at least got three hundred feet. ’ ’ Sure there’s no way I can talk you out of this? ’ ’ There’s nothing out there. Nothing in the mist. ’ ’ What if you’re wrong? ’ ’ I guess… the joke will be on me afterall. ’ ’ You don’t have much faith in humanity, do you? ’ ’ People are basically good; decent. ’ ’ I can’t accept that. ’ ’ Sure, as long as the machines are working and you can dial 911. ’ ’ You throw people in the dark, you scare the shit out of them - no more rules. ’ ’ I had you in school, didn’t I? ’ ’ Like uh, how they… they thought that there were other dimensions. ’ ’ You know, other… other worlds all around us. ’ ’ Well maybe your window turned out to be a door. Isn’t it? ’ ’ They must’ve ripped a hole through by accident. ’ ’ That’s how their world keeps on spilling through into ours. ’ ’ I didn’t understand half of it. ’ ’ Well, we gave it a good shot. ’ ’ Nobody can say we didn’t. ’ ’ I really don’t want you running all over the place. ’ ’ You gotta come look at… the boathouse smashed. ’ ’ Well, you’re a local - any idea what they do up there? ’ ‘ I’m sure you’ve heard the stories. ’ ’ You know, real reliable stuff. ’ ’ Motherfucker! Aw, shit! Motherfucker! Cocksucker! ’ ’ We have Judas in our midst! ’ ’ I wouldn’t have done that if there had been any other way. ’ ’ Shut up, you miserable buzzard! ’ ’ They do it in the Bible, don’t they? ’ ’ Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. ’ ’ Welcome to Sesame Street, kids. Today’s word is ‘expiation’. ’ ’ It appears we may have a problem of some magnitude. ’ ’ What do you know about this mist? ’ ’ I don’t know, man, I’ve got nothing to do with it. ’ ’ How was I supposed to know what you meant? ’ ’ You should’ve said what you meant better! ’ ’ I’ll call the studio when the phones get back up. ’ ’ What choice do they have? ’ ’ How did you two always manage to make me laugh? ’ ’ You have incredibly low standards. ’ ’ Don’t go out there! There’s something in the mist! ’ ’ You want me to report you? You want to lose your job? ’ ’ Look, I’m gonna be taking down names, starting with you. ’ ’ And in the mean time, shut the fuck up and listen. ’ ’ As a species we’re fundamentally insane. ’ ’ Why do you think we invented politics and religion? ’ ’ We got you now, you sorry son of a bitch! ’ ’ That’s what we get for not fixing that roof when we should’ve. ’ ’ Well, you take that up with the Devil when you run into him. ’ ’ You just chat it over at your leisure. ’ ’ Want another reason to get the hell out of here? ’ ’ I’d like to leave before people start drinking the Kool-Aid. ’ ’ Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. ’

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hartsprung:

     gentle  smile  playing  against  the  friar’s  lips    as  he  approaches  the  blonde  beauty.  jolly  as  always  yet  today  felt  a  little  different  than  usual.      ❛   –  NICE  OUTFIT  HART.   ❜  

(   @steppedback   random   )

       eyes  instantly  narrow  at  his  words,  ignoring  the  way  they  also  make  her  want  to  smile               just  a  little.         ❝            thanks,  huckleberry.  ❞      she  purses  her  lips  as  her  eyes  narrow  even  more,  trying  her  best  to  figure  out  what’s  different.       ❝  what’s  up  with  you  today?  ❞

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[mythcals-deactivated20200718]

 EVERYTHING, is  more  beautiful  at  the  beginning  and  at  the  end  of  the  day.  i  want  people  to  see  that.  ft.  charas  from  films,  disney  and  television  including  original  characters.  

[mayapainelope-deactivated202205]

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@hartsprung

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do  you  like  troublemakers  who  have  a  wounded  soft  side?  girls  who  cause  trouble  in  an  effort  to  cover  up  how  life  has  hurt  them?  how  about  girls  who  are  fiercely  loyal,  and  would  do  ANYTHING  for  their  friends?  then  you  might  be  interested  in  this  independent  roleplay  account  for  MAYA  HART  from  GIRL  MEETS  WORLD.  she’ll  tease  you,  she’ll  cause  trouble,  and  she’ll  sass  literally  everyone,  but  she’ll  make  it  one  interesting  ride.  give  this  a  LIKE  and / or  a  REBLOG  if  you’re  interested  in  interacting.

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can we talk about how cory didn’t even hesitate to encourage maya’s art? and was the first person to really do so?