I Hate That Red Twink

Buckle up bitches. Stercore. Neurodivergent. She/he/they/it. Aroace I love hazbin hotel and respect.

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Welcome to Hell, where my opinions are canon.

Hazbin Hotel enthusiast. Professional truth-spitter. Resident anti of your favorite ship.

Alastor is overrated, Angel Dust isn’t that deep, and if you think redemption arcs are the point of the show, you’re clearly watching a completely different series. This isn’t Heaven’s waiting room—it’s a satire on damnation.

Let’s talk ships:

— Chaggie has less chemistry than a wet paper bag. Just say you like the “trauma moms” trope and go.

— Radioapple is just two egos yelling in a void. You’re not shipping, you’re projecting.

— Huskerdust? You mean that one tired “grumpy x flirty” trope that’s been microwaved one too many times? Pass. And sprinkle sexual harassment on top? Terrible.

— And Charlastor? Charlastor is what happens when you ship a golden retriever with a meat grinder and call it “wholesome.”

This blog runs on critical thinking and caffeine. If your entire defense is “let people enjoy things,” you’re already losing.

Not a safe space. Not your echo chamber. You will get mad. That’s the point.

Don’t like it? Block me. I win either way. Or better yet, leave an unhinged essay in my inbox. I collect them like trophies.

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My block list gets longer and longer every day.

Live. Laugh. Love everyone ✌️

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Worst hazbin hotel ship

Radioapple

Charlastor

ValDust

Radiodust

Chaggie

Radiohusk

Spidermoth

Voting ended onMay 17, 2025

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To make cursing entertaining you gotta be creative.

Hazbin Hotel does none of that.

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Why do I have to keep up with some fuckass millennial’s twitter to know what is going on in the story? It should just be in the media itself.

Learn how to write without info dumping. It’s simple babe.

IT IS NOT CANON IF IT IS NOT IN THE MEDIA.

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Thank you @hurdur-murdur and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

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Why do I have to keep up with some fuckass millennial’s twitter to know what is going on in the story? It should just be in the media itself.

Learn how to write without info dumping. It’s simple babe.

IT IS NOT CANON IF IT IS NOT IN THE MEDIA.

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Does anyone else find it weird that everyone is forcing Alastor’s sexuality on him? Like he hadn’t even acknowledged his sexuality in canon and everyone just assumes.

Yeah the creator said it’s canon but it would be so much better if he just acknowledged it. For now I feels like the “you’re gay and you’re in the closet joke” and it’s not even funny. Or the “you say you’re bi even though you’re fully gay” joke ppl make.

Like does it not give anyone else the ick that everyone BUT the character is saying he is this sexuality?

It brings back the whole idea of gaydar which is super offensive in itself. YOU DON’T KNOW SOMEONE’S SEXUALITY UNLESS THEY TELL YOU.

This is coming from an aroace person btw. Just have him acknowledge his sexuality. It’s not canon until he says it.

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Can we stop making the women of hazbin hotel into radioapple/staticmoth fan kids? It’s infatizling full grown women.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes! Thanks for the support ♥️♥️♥️

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You know the show is bad when its 'fans' include some militant freak like you who can only find enjoyment by ruining it for everyone else

Kill yourself; go to hell with your dumb show and take its ugly art style with you

Awwww little anon is too much of a coward to put it on their main account.

I’ll happily kill myself and go to hell 🥰🥰

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You know the ship is bad when I’m the only one keeping it alive in the tags.

Charlastor for those who don’t know.

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The only Radioapple dynamic I’ve ever seen is a daddy dom putting the big bad radio demon twink in his place. Alastor does not like ANYONE and Lucifer is too obsessed with his image to care.

I am so sick of fans turning good characters into another twinky x bear fetish with no substance.

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Alastor hates authority. Why are we shipping him with the King of Hell? It’s against his values.

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Lucifer is such a bad dad. He ghosts her for 7 years and then only wants to visit her when he needs her.

Alastor is the better dad.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

You’re all such sweethearts 😘🥰

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Radioapple got two seconds of screen time. I can’t believe that it’s a ship.

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Y’all are so funny when you get pissed