Sterek Au's

Basically I created this to keep up to date with my Au's because I have a secret love for them. All of these are completed.

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GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE!

Okay so this is a super duper old blog of mine!  Like I was wayyy into Sterek at the time and now I'm kinda completely not... so does anyone want the blog.  It has ~500 followers and a couple questions and prompts to answer...  I haven't read the fanfic in a while so I'm not up to date on what awesome fanfics there are or the show so.

This blog doesn't follow anyone but is a main blog I just haven't followed anyone on here...

So like message me idk?

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Do you know that fanfic where Derek's a hot fireman and Stiles is a freshman and lives with Scott in New York, Derek's sister owns a Cheeseburger restaurant and Stiles is her best customer? If so can I have a link?

Yes I do!! I was searching for this one aggggesss ago and it took me ages to find!It's called "Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby]" by owlpostagain.

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Stiles: Any Stile of Hat by ObliqueOptimism for Riidus // Teen // 2,500 words Summary

Kate is a an evil ex from hell and in order to avoid her, Derek hides out in a hat shop. Only he wasn't expecting it to be owned by Stiles.

Series

Part 1 of Here Be Crazy Hats

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Hoards of Gold and Treasure by RiniRhyme // Teen // 7,000 words Summary

Slaying dragons, saving princesses—these are things that all princes are wont to do and Prince Derek is no exception. Excepting for the fact that Stiles isn’t a princess and the dragon isn’t as vicious as it seems.

(AKA The storybook AU in which Stiles is trapped in a castle and Derek comes to his rescue.)

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I am what you need when you can't find it somewhere else. by threateningmysins // From General to Explicit // 24,000 words Summary

Little Excerpt: "The kid was barely fifteen when Derek happened to sniff him out. He doesn’t like to think about what would have happened if he would have ignored the instinct telling him to follow that smell. But he did and it brought him to Stiles, well, Genim at the time. "

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life I'm sorry.

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Mating Habits of the Domesticated North American Werewolf by lielabell // Mature // 35,000 words Summary

Derek doesn’t do pining. He doesn’t. So when it becomes clear that Stiles is much more interested in having Derek as a new best friend than a boyfriend, he puts on his big boy pants and makes it fucking work. He becomes the best goddamn friend a spastic teenager could ever hope to have.

Series

Part 1 of Mating Habits

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i was looking for a hooker (when i found you) by sunsetpanic // Explicit // 4,000 words

Summary

From this brilliant prompt over at the teenwolfkink LJ comm:

Stiles is a twenty year old virgin who really wants to get fucked. But he doesn't want it to be super awkward or strange with some person he picks up in a bar so he orders a call man or whatever you call a male call girl [gigolo? Hustlers are on the street?] and he asks them to come to a hotel. Cue Derek who is not a hooker! but accidentally knocks on the wrong door, and Stiles is all HOLY SHIT YES and kisses him, and Derek is like, well, it's the right door now, and they have sex.

Cue the next morning when Stiles is all, I didn't know hookers spend the night and Derek is like, what do you mean hookers. [Please leave Derek as a werewolf.]

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College is Stupid, or the Five times Stiles Made a Complete Ass Out of Himself in Front of Derek and the One Time he Didn’t by lizzstomania // General // 2,000 words

Summary

Stiles is a sophomore at UC Santa Cruz and really, you'd think he'd have grown out of making an ass out of himself by now.

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Darling It Is No Joke by thehoyden // Explicit // 13,000 words

Summary

The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

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Chasing the Sun by avidlie for swing_set13 // Teen // 2,000 words

Summary

Stiles has just gotten a new neighbor again. Obviously this means he has to whip out his old mixing bowl and start to charm the shit out of whoever they are. 'They' happen to be Derek.

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I Feel So Close to You Right Now by avidlie // General // 4,000 words 

Summary

It’s late at night when Stiles spots the diner off of the side of the road, makes an illegal u-turn to actually get there, and does a horrible parking job right outside the front window.

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If I Could Turn Back Time by Menacherie // Not Rated // 5,000 words

Summary

Stiles wakes up in a world in which Kate Argent was never born.

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You Feel Like Home by thestreetballet // General // 4,000 words // Crossover: Harry Potter

Summary

"Derek, don't bully Mr Stilinski. He's had a bad few days."

Part 1 of Always Yours to Have

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Here's a piece you might be interested in. Stilinkski Ranch. The earliest installment is at the bottom, the newest at top. sexierthanyousterek(.)tumblr(.)com/tagged/stilinskiranch

Thank you for sending me an ask!! I started reading that this morning, and it is very very good.

Thanks for recommending it! :) 

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East of the Sun, West of the Moon by thefarofixer // Mature // 6,000 words

Summary

Derek is a fugitive. Stiles is a Federal Marshall. One night they meet at a bar in the desert.

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Pliés are for Boys(Too) by casketfaction // No Rating // AO3 // 2,000 words

Summary

Basically just weird stuff where Derek is a ballerino and teaches classes at the local ballet studio. Stiles is one of his students.

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Ain't That A Kick In The Head by Swing Set in December (swing_set13) // SERIES // Teen+ // AO3 // ~6,000 all-up

Wherein Hogwarts is a hotbed for teen romcoms where the surly hot guy is really a romantic dork who pines after the oblivious nerd who love getting into trouble. Oh and there are dragons. AND FEELINGS. And magic, but that's really not important to the plot.

Note:

Read in order of 4, 5, 1, 2, 3.  It made no sense when I read it in order.