Rule 1: Post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged!
Asked by sweetasmolasses:
1. If all television shows were in danger of being cancelled and you could only choose one to save, which would you choose? Teen Wolf! Because Teen Wolf is basically my life right now.
2. Who is your oldest celebrity crush? Probably Viggo Mortenson, 54.
3. What Magical/Mythical land would you want to be stuck in forever and why? Piers Anthony's Xanth, because it's FULL OF TERRIBLE PUNS AND THIS PLEASES ME. Plus everybody born there gets a magical power.
4. Would you rather go to heaven and never get to use Wi-fi again or go to hell and have the best internet connection ever? Um lol assuming you actually need an internet connection in heaven, then heaven. I'm not really up on my spirituality but I can deal with not going online in exchange for the whole 'not burning for eternity' thing.
5. What’s your biggest guilty pleasure and why? I don't really believe in the term as it's traditionally used? Like, I'm not going to be guilty about dancing around singing "Call Me Maybe," or enjoying Titanic un-ironically, or thinking about Dylan in The First Time last night when I.... but anyway, the point is, I don't qualify those things as 'guilty pleasures,' just regular ones. I DO feel legitimately guilty for reading RPF though; I have a flash of guilt every time I click on a fic, lol.
6. If you could have any television family, which would you choose and why? The Cohens from The OC. Because they're perfect, and loving and accepting. The only downside would be having Seth as a brother because I want to bone Seth.
7. If you could pick any ship to become canon, which would you choose and why? Sterek, because it means so much to so many people and it's gotten me more involved in fandom then I've ever been before (and definitely no one would even know who I was without this).
8. FMK: Holland Roden, Crystal Reed or Gage Golightly? FUCK: Holland, because I love her voice and her face and her curves are like, whoa. MARRY: Crystal, because she's the closest to my age and seems the most relatable to me personality-wise. Plus I could spend a lifetime looking at that jawline. KILL: UUUUGH Gage I guess, but let it be known that I would cry forever about it.
9. FMK: Tyler Posey, Sinqua Walls, or Daniel Sharman? FUCK: Daniel Sharman. Goddamn I would wreck that boy. MARRY: Sinqua. He's got, just, the KINDEST FACE, and he seems really smart and kind of funny in a sneaky way. KILL: Posey but oh my god so many tears. So many. I LOVE POSEY. It's just, he's kind of immature-seeming and really emphatically not my type, personality-wise. I want him to be my best friend, not my romantic-anything.
10. What is your favorite book and why? Probably Bradbury's Death is a Lonely Business; I made a voice post about it a while back :)
11. What is your favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, or really dark chocolate pudding.
What would you like to be best known for?
Go HERE and record yourself singing a TV theme song.
Favorite holiday and why.
If you were going to have a threesome: two guys, two girls, or one of each?
Best kind of tea. If you don't like tea, best kind of coffee. If you don't like coffee, favorite soda. If you don't like any of those things, WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING.
Has a book ever made you cry in public? What's the last book that did that?
Come up with a cool pen name you could publish romance or mystery novels under.
Describe an unrealistic, romcom fantasy situation for meeting the love of your life (if you've already met them, and it was already a good story, tell me about that)
What's something you can do that no one else you know can do (or at least do as well as you)?
Write me a haiku, limerick, or (if you're feeling bored and/or ambitious) a sonnet about a fave show, celebrity crush, or fandom in general.
(I'm only tagging four people because the others won't track, but if you see this and want to answer them you should! And tag me!)
