vibe check!

| noah, 19, never learned how to fucking read | | not even a stereotypical twink | | why do british people always use so many x's when they text xxxxxxxx | {he/him/his}

[shutyourmoustache]

She’s right and she should say it.

[brown-nena]

Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.

[mens-rights-activia]

Not just bread

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[officialunitedstates]

out blazing

[officialunitedstates]

… a trail for the other pioneers.  tomorrow we head west, in search of fame and fortune.  the oregon trail beckons us forth.  on ye oxen and ye settlers, let us claim our destiny

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[tru-daddy]

World Heritage Post

[tibby]

this is the funniest 8 seconds of television that has ever aired like this show was something else

[gnascher]

and my personal favorite:

[that-twink-over-there]

The G in LGBT stands for Glee

[scottishtwitter]

[toxictiktoks]

I'm still upset the COWARDS at tiktok took down this masterpiece

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[switchingtogeico]

I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

I love seeing the revival of classic art

[dappermouth]

Every third night, at the witching hour, it crosses the field near the radio towers.

[garlicknotz-deactivated20151118]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks:

Some asshole has my pen

[kateosaurus-rex]

Change your handle Jeff

[beleanor-deactivated20120723]

[regularlesbian]

I bestow upon you the title: Sandwich Slut

[regularlesbian]

Now go forth and Kill

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

my hairy booty hole

[eearth-deactivated20180601]