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Lana Kane’s hairstyle and costumes in Archer Dreamland

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my entire blog:

 _________________  doesn’t deserve this

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╰   ♠   faxwhispering .

❝  what I think is if you can’t figure out     HOW     to have a simple date with a woman who’s already agreed to go out with you, then maybe you don’t     deserve     to go out with her in the first place. how’s that for advice ? ❞  she raises a perfectly shaped brow, arms crossed .  not that she thinks, for even   ONE   second ,  that this man has any idea about dating rules.

@sterlinged  ––––  ( liked for a canon dialogue starter )

         eyes blink and he’s looking in her general direction ,  but . . .   he didn’t hear a word she said.  tinnitus was a real bitch.  oh,  and archer didn’t listen to women unless they were telling him were to cum.  or were his mother,  and even then that was optional.  basically,  this woman fell into neither of those categories.  ❛ so, do the like . . .   curtains match the drapes, or ––– ? ❜

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rough touch 8)

╰   ♠   meme .    ( 1. your muse throws a punch at mine.  )    //  @mxdam.

         why were women so strange ?   was it their smaller brains ?  their hysteria ?  archer didn’t get it and to be fair he really didn’t give a damn unless it meant he could get his dick wet .  margarethe was a psychological diagnosis for his childhood trauma and rampant substance abuse (to be fair, he was pretty sure he had ptsd,  which was basically a prescription by his standards.)  either way ,  archer caught margarethe’s punch easily and looked at her as if he had the right to be offended after what he said to her.  ❛  all of this when you could be  u s i n g  this hand to be grilling me a cheese !!  ❜

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rough touch

╰   ♠   meme .    (  8 . my muse grips your muse’s hips.  )    //   @lanakne​.

          there she goes again like a MACK TRUCK––  rambo’s blacker, big-boobed twin sister.  archer wasn’t sure which one of them had larger hands.  he may have had a big mouth but lana WASN’T exactly miss STEALTHY herself.  the constant cracks about this north korean mission being a “king jong oops” (fuck you, he’s hilarious) had finally pushed her over the edge.  god––  that ledge was getting shorter and shorter these days.  just as lana was about to jolt out of the closet they had been hiding in to get the drop on the guards his hands clamped down on her waist ;  he yanks her back against him,  has to pause for a moment as a brief flutter of nostalgia ignited in his loins.  that ass had been pressed against him many a time before.  

         shit––  wait,  what was he doing ?  oh yeah.  ❛ believe it or not i actually don’t have a death wish ?  you stupid idiot ?  yeah,  two of us–– which is basically just one,  a w e s o m e   me  ––  can’t take on ALL OF FUCKING NORTH KOREA.  we need to wait them out .  ❜ 

        a pause, before he continued yell-whispering.   ❛ ––– you down for a handy ?  ❜

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what did you say? i’m sorry i can’t hear you

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      he wears snorkelling gear because he’s drowning in pussy .  also tag dump

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what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

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clap

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sterlinged:

         ❛  a secret agent ! ––– yeah, that’s what I am. and I shouldn’t even be saying that,                   but you have a certain thickness about you that I find very appealing. ❜

                       written by quinn.  previously dcngerzoned.  revamped july 2017.                            low activity,  highly nsfw sterling archer blog from fx’s “archer.”  

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Send ‘rough touch’

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memeroundups:

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.

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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

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           a secret agent ! ––– yeah, that's what I am. and I shouldn't even be saying that,                 but you have a certain thickness about you that I find very appealing.

                       written by quinn.  previously dcngerzoned.  revamped july 2017.                            low activity,  highly nsfw sterling archer blog from fx’s “archer.”  

[dobbywan]

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        do you ever pick a faceclaim so perfect you nut