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Please message before placing any orders. Been making short films for 17 years of all different types of genres. Also have created advertisements for businesses all over the globe as well as several music videos and other various kinds of projects. Any questions please don't hesitate to ask!

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Just ordered this pop that way when they eventually come out with the Heidi Turner pop I can put her next to him and the glasses will represent what the hell is right in front of you dummy! Don’t let her go dude, you’re gonna be an adult one day (as a mechanic as we learned from “My future self and me”) and gonna regret this decision!

http://amzn.to/2wqEVTA

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South Park Season 21 Premiere Review (Spoilers)

So the season 21 Premiere of South Park has ended and now Broad City is playing in the background, don’t get me wrong I don’t hate that show but eh I thought the first season was alright than started to fade but this isn’t about Broad City, this is about South Park.

I thought overall the episode was definitely hysterical. Seeing Randy and Sharon doing a home renovating show, which pretty much consists of Randy destroying shit and some how Sharon turns it into a masterpiece in the end, was a great story line. It fit well with the typical “Randy gets into something” theme that re occurs throughout the show but with that bonus element of Sharon actually being involved as well.

Clearly they tried to touch on the political atmosphere as of late but did it very lightly, probably because of some of the backlash from last season. Which by the way come on, no matter what side you’re on, it’s South Park, have a laugh and shut up but I get why it happened. They still were able to get that point across to a degree by being silly with it and using the Echo and Alexa as the reference point of the problem.

Now speaking of Alexa we have to get into the main thing about this episode that is on everyone’s mind and that is Cartman and Heidi. Just like most of you I watched the episode and was getting upset by Cartman’s action throughout. That initial scene when Heidi came over as the boys were playing with the Echo and his attitude instantly changing definitely got me upset cause I knew right away that oh great they are gonna go that route with the relationship. There was hints of it at the end of season 20 but to see such a drastic change was a bummer. Clearly Cartman doesn’t know anything about serious relationships hence him acting distance and not knowing how to react to Heidi when she asks what’s wrong. He is still a kid who doesn’t know what he wants. The conversation between Heidi and Mrs. Cartman was so sweet and sad at the same time cause she obviously cares so much about Cartman’s feelings and oh quick reminder this is just a cartoon show and did you ever think you’d read in a million years a blog about Cartman being in a serious relationship... Wait Cartman has a girlfriend? I know right what is going on?!?! Alright anyway, the way Cartman turned it around on Heidi like she was wrong and abusing him was just fucked up and well, I guess the typical Cartman we all knew and loved so this is kind of confusing but in this case no come on man! This is a girl who likes you for you, who lets you have your space with your friends, who saw passed all the things people said about you, and you still pushed her away. Again Cartoon show but in all seriousness that is the kind of thing that shouldn’t be taken advantage of. You meet a girl like that and you’re too stupid to see how perfect she is for you and then you fuck it up and bam it’s like 15 years and you look back like holy shit what have I done?! Alright alright I’m going to deep and gonna end this post soon.

Overall I give this episode a definite A because the show is starting fresh again this season but as they have been doing the past few years they are keeping elements from previous years still in the forefront and I know some people have had complaints about that format but I personally think it is such a refreshing change to the show cause they have always had callbacks and references from older episodes throughout the years so it’s cool to see them do a more linear season and have it blend into further seasons.

OK I’m drained from that so here is some Yaoi of Tweek and Craig

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Season 21!

Less than an hour left!

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Such an amazing compilation of music from these two games...

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Now this is what I would call a power couple! This team isn’t afraid to take on anything as long as they are together! Definitely my all time favorite game!

FINAL FANTASY X|X-2 HD Remaster - PS4 [Digital Code]

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The Everyday Essentials

Bounty Select-a-Size Paper Towels, White, Huge Roll, 8 Count

Scott 1000 Sheets Per Roll Toilet Paper, 27 Rolls, Bath Tissue

Red Solo Cup Cold Plastic Party Cups 16 Ounce 100 Pack

Chinet 10 3/8 Dinner Plate 100-count Box

FIJI Natural Artesian Water, 500mL Bottles (Pack of 24) (packaging may vary)

Softsoap Liquid Hand Soap Variety Set, 7.5 Ounce (4 Bottles

Dawn Ultra Dishwashing Liquid Dish Soap, Original Scent, 2 count, 56 oz. (Packaging May Vary)

Tide PODS 3 in 1 HE Turbo Laundry Detergent Pacs, Original Scent, 81 Count Tub

Arm & Hammer 3320000106 210oz Dual HE Clean-Burst Liquid Laundry Detergent Pack of 2

Bounce Fabric Softener Sheets, Outdoor Fresh, 240 Count

AmazonBasics AA Performance Alkaline Batteries (48 Count) - Packaging May Vary

Philips LED Bulb 16 Pack 60 Watt Equivalent, Soft White (2700K) A19 Non Dimmable, Medium Screw Base

Bounty Quilted Napkins, 1-Ply, 12.1In X 12In, 100/PK, White

Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil, 500 sq ft

Ziploc Gallon Slider Storage Bags, 96 Count

Crest Complete Whitening Plus Scope Toothpaste - Minty Fresh, Net Wt. 6.2 oz(175 g) (Pack of 3)

Glad OdorShield Tall Kitchen Drawstring Trash Bags - Febreze Fresh Clean - 13 Gallon - 110 Count

Kleenex Ultra Soft Facial Tissues, Medium Count Flat, 170 ct, 6 Pack. Designs May Vary

Assorted Colors Smoothie Straws, Pack of 100 Pieces

San Francisco Bay OneCup, French Roast, 80 Count- Single Serve Coffee, Compatible with Keurig K-cup Brewers

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South Park Marathon!!

If you are as much of a South Park fan as I am then I’m sure you have been well aware of the Marathon that Comedy Central has been playing the past few days leading up to the season 21 premiere!

I know now a days we can just go on Hulu or if you’re like me and collect the DVD’s you can always pop them in too but there is still something about an old school live TV marathon. Some shows are overkill like Walking Dead which great show but they do marathon runs way too much.

Also with the live TV marathon they are playing the show in sequence according to season so it’s always awesome watching the progression of this show throughout the years from cardboard cut outs to amazing CG technology. Some people have questioned the shows content over recent years but I still the show is on the right track. They tried something new by doing the linear seasons and it’s been working out. Yeah last season they got screwed cause you can tell they didn’t expect Trump to win the election and I think it probably messed up the ultimate conclusion of the season. Even though the Member Berries story line dropped too I think it’s pretty clear they are gonna be important this upcoming season and we will most likely learn much more about them then!

One thing that would make this marathon even better is if they actually included the mini commentaries from Matt and Trey during the show. I’ve always hated that they didn’t do full episode commentaries but I get why they do it and they info they do provide is always hysterical! It’s clear they can’t sit and talk about the show for too long at one time cause if you’ve ever watched the movie on Blu ray and do the commentary it takes them about several days to get through the movie and they make note of it which is great and definitely funny stuff.

I personally have to collect every season on DVD when they come out and now that season 20 is out on DVD I will be ordering that asap! Really looking forward to the commentaries on this season!

South Park: The Complete Twentieth Season

Season 21 of South Park premieres September 13th at 10:00pm on Comedy Central and stay tuned now to watch the marathon leading up!

Also don’t forget South Park: The Fractured But Whole comes out for PS4, XBOX ONE, and PC October 17th! If you’ve played The Stick Of Truth then you already know what you’re in for!!

South Park: The Fractured but Whole - PlayStation 4

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Rifftrax and Licorice

About a month or so I went to the movies with my family and some friends to do Rifftrax Live of the 5 Doctors, which absolutely was hysterical. Never seen more than a few seconds of Dr. Who at one time so I didn’t know what to expect but it was definitely something else.

Of course like every time we go my dad always has to sneak in candy. And not like a small thing of m&ms or something no that’d be easy, he has to bring in a full size bag of licorice! This time while walking to the ticket taker the bag must of slipped down to where it was at the bottom of his pant leg so now what do you do you can’t just walk normally, the bag will slip out and then bam you’re caught. Don’t get me wrong that would of been really funny to see, the look on the ticket takers face would of been priceless like “sir this is the kind of thing we usually catch kids doing” but that didn’t happen instead he walked as if doing a Charlie Chaplin waddle which yeah that doesn’t look suspicious at all either but sure enough he got passed and got to his seat with licorice safe and intact which was good for everyone since the bag gets passed around. Like a bunch of freaking teenagers sneaking in a flask of liquor.

The Rifftrax show as always was just whatever! Again not being a Dr. Who fan there were some inside jokes I didn’t get but that’s never stopped me before from enjoying the jokes. If you’re not familiar with Rifftrax, it’s from the guys that did Mystery Science Theater 3000 (which new season is streaming on Netflix now) and they release new content on www.rifftrax.com every week! I highly recommend you check it out!

TWIZZLERS Twists, Chocolate Flavored Licorice Candy, 12 Ounce Bag (Pack of 6) (Halloween Candy)

And if anyone is interested in going right to a Rifftrax, I think “Samurai Cop” would be a great start!

RiffTrax: Samurai Cop

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Work And Tie Fighters

Anyone ever been to Burningman... Burning Man? I’m not sure if it’s one word or two but you get what I mean the event with the signing and dancing and art and colors and probably a ton a pot you know that thing. Can you tell I’m such a pro on the event? I got an editing job the other day putting together some clips and pictures from the event and I’m watching it over and don’t get me wrong it’s cool stuff and all but I feel like after an hour I’d be like OK I’ve seen everything I needed to see, you guys have a good time. And I’m not knocking it I swear but like even Comic Con, come on after a few hours of that don’t you just want to go home? Admit it there is such a thing as too much of something. That project kept me up late last night finishing up but whenever I am working on a editing job, as long as it isn’t something where I got to focus too much on audio, I always have something playing in the background. Whether it’s a show, news, music, whatever it is, I got to have something in the background. It’s like how someone needs a fan at night even if it’s not hot. Since I usually watch stuff on a tablet, I use my First Order Tie Fighter Bluetooth speaker which you would think eh alright that’s cool looking I’m sure but another novelty speaker that works like shit yeah no thanks but that couldn’t be further from the truth with this thing. It’s really clear and sharp and even when it’s at full blast the bass doesn’t hit too hard and it gets loud! If I go into another room I can take it with me and of course I hold it up as if it was flying and make woooosh sounds I mean that’s just gonna happen. They also have a Millennium Falcon and Star Destroyer which I would assume has the same technology in them so I’ll post the links below so you can check them out! Now that work is done for this portion of the day, there is a very important South Park marathon on TV right now that needs to be watched! I’m hoping the client likes the project, I think they will but even after doing this for a few years I still get that feeling every time I send over a project like “alright hope they don’t think it sucks” and even in those cases where they do ask for revisions and changes it’s usually not bad but I don’t, work insecurities sure are fun! I guess we’ll see. Alright until next time!

Star Wars Bluetooth Speaker - The Force Awakens First Order Tie fighter Villain Starfighter Lights Up When In Use

Star Wars Bluetooth Speaker - The Force Awakens First Order Star Destroyer Villain Flagship Lights Up When In Use

Star Wars Bluetooth Speaker - The Force Awakens Han Solo's Millennium Falcon Lights Up When In Use

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An Introduction...

I don’t know..... Where to begin. Alright that joke doesn’t work when just one person is talking so opening up with a bomb, great start. My name is Stern, well real name is Jesse but been called Stern since I was a teenager so I went with that which I’m sure you assumed that already by seeing the name of the page. Imagine I named it like “Todd Says” then everyone would assume my name is Todd, why what would be the point of that?! Anyway, I’m into all different kinds of stuff... And thangs! Like a pre-apocolypitc Rick Grimes minus the whole being a sheriff thing which come on you can’t get any clearer than that. Gonna be talking about a bunch of different things from entertainment and news to going over random fun things I enjoy from games to really anything, nothing is off limits, ha for now, let me make sure I add that in. Got a live stream series in the works which will accompany this and I’m sure a crossover of content will naturally occur. So stay tuned, hopefully these posts will humor you, catch your attention, or spark your interest. Also got tons of old and embarrassing short films and sketches that I’m sure will be shared too for some good cringe worthy moments. Looking forward to seeing where this goes!