the slutty ninja

I'm Lisa yes good ok 19UK IG, twitter, vine, etc @gotricegotlife

[colourofoctober]

Sometimes when I ask someone a question and they misinterpret the question, I just go along with it and don’t say anything because I don’t want to embarrass them.

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[instagrarn]

I recorded my professor everyday

[nic-cage-fan]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

[stability]

I am deceased 💀

[mergay-deactivated20160317]

[gothicprep]

honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”

[2ndsong]

every fucking one I’ve ever had

[northgang]

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

did SNL hire a bunch of new black writers or something this year

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

Their reactions are classic

[stability]

kill me

[mirai-budokai]

[xxlove4evaxx]

goku u little shit

[fuks]

[blackkesha]

please!!!!!! wheres the teacher??!?!?!?!??!?!? im in tears

[prospitianescapee]

If this were my high school, the answer would be “holding the camera.”

[meladoodle]

my dad accidentally called me dad once

[video-hall-of-fame]

[nerdjpg-deactivated20150212]

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

[saintberge-deactivated20160211]

[blonded004]

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.