Steve1thebuilder

Just your basic idiot wasting his life on the Internet, because he can't handle the outernet

[sealochs]

fun story I first became obsessed with the harry potter series and hermione in particular in yr 3 of primary school and I decided I wanted to be like hermione in every way so I started reading *lots* and working super hard in school, got a reputation for bookishness and being the smart kid that I kept up into high school and lol here I am graduating in a few weeks from Cambridge all bc I adored this clever bookworm in a children’s book series and absorbed her into my personality as a child like ???

basically long story short female role models in kids media are EVERYTHING

[awesometastical101]

[prblycrying-deactivated20260212]

this is awesome

[willibyers]

I wish ppl would react like this

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[hellsite-yano]

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

[kissonwakeup]

unplug your controller dawg

[unicornfan]

forfeit my buddy

[vanta-ebooks]

concede dude

[hellsite-yano]

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

[hellsite-yano]

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

[alvinsevile]

The plot of Danny Phantom is literally that this fourteen year old boy is dead but he’s not dead enough so he still has to go to school.

[walrusguy]

[queer-raccoon]

olny one survived

[toasteggs-000-deactivated202204]

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

[pokemonprofessor]

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

[just-shower-thoughts]

Opening google and forgetting what you were going to look up is the digital equivalent of walking into a room and forgetting why you entered the room in the first place.

[bakaccha]

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

[dennys]

[dennys]

This cute toastie loves when you rub his jelly belly. But, little does he know, when you’re done he’ll be cut in half and devoured.

[with-practice]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

If a meteor hit us tomorrow

I wouldn’t even be mad

[tithegirl]

This update is fucked. I’m posting this primarily for sex workers who are going to be majorly at risk because of this bullshit, but honestly, I would suggest everyone turn on ghost mode or just delete the app.

[bandtshirt]

this is sketchy!!! everyone take note

[vulture-jack]

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

How come when a house is haunted the ghost is always from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming “IT’S BRITNEY, B*TCH” at 3AM

[theinturnetexplorer]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

[alwaysbewoke]

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.