Steve Carlsberg, Desert Bluffs, At Your Service

AU where Steve Carlsberg was born and raised in Desert Bluffs. He works at City Hall now and annoy everyone who knows him. M!A: none/accepting. Multiverse blog. Side blog run by ask-stevecarlsberg. Avatar by Videntefernandez

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shrugged. “I’m not super picky. I usually eat whatever? So if you have something you really like, I’m sure I’ll like it too.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“Well.. alright, but you know I wouldn’t mind making you something that you want.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve nodded and smiled nervously. “Okay. I… I’ll keep it in mind, okay? Thanks.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“Alright…” He said awkwardly. Obviously not enjoying the tension and just general weirdness between them.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Thank you,” Steve said meekishly and turned his attention to the tv.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shrugged. “I’m not super picky. I usually eat whatever? So if you have something you really like, I’m sure I’ll like it too.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“Well.. alright, but you know I wouldn’t mind making you something that you want.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve nodded and smiled nervously. “Okay. I... I’ll keep it in mind, okay? Thanks.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Um, yeah, I think I don’t have to go to a patient room,” Steve said, thinking briefly back to the files they found back in the Bluffs. How much of that was Kevin still doing?…

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Kevin cleared his throat and changed the subject. “I never asked what kind of foods you don’t like?” 

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shrugged. “I’m not super picky. I usually eat whatever? So if you have something you really like, I’m sure I’ll like it too.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Whatever you want,” Steve shrugged and sat back on the couch. “And of course checking wounds and stuff is different. You are my doctor.” 

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“I am. I could ut you in my atients room, but I’d rather not to be honest. “ Because a scary dark doctor’s basement is well… truely terifying. He’d rather not anic Steve, plus if he found the old files… Though Steve did already know some what about what he used to do.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Um, yeah, I think I don’t have to go to a patient room,” Steve said, thinking briefly back to the files they found back in the Bluffs. How much of that was Kevin still doing?...

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“It’s not something that I’ve ever seen friends do,” Steve said and shrugged, scooting away a bit. “If you don’t want my body, please just… don’t touch it without permission, okay?”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“I- You know what? fine. But I will have to check your wounds at some point. And you still need help with showers but fine, whatever.” He said with a small sigh, sitting down on the couch now. “What do you want for dinner?”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Whatever you want,” Steve shrugged and sat back on the couch. “And of course checking wounds and stuff is different. You are my doctor.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Well, just… I don’t have people touch my knees a lot, how do I know what you might mean by that?” Steve rubbed his forehead in frustration. “It’s confusing, Kevin.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“Steve, if I want to have sex with you I will ask you. I will ask you specifically if you want to have sex. So you can stop assuming things about me, again.” He said, starting to get a bit heated again.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Then stop touching me like that,” Steve mumbled, blushing and looking away. “It’d be much easier to stop wondering what you want from me if you just… stopped being all in my space.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Kevin friwned and looked away. “Are friends not allowed tonbe around eachother or something?” He asked. “And I don’t require anything from you but your company.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“It’s not something that I’ve ever seen friends do,” Steve said and shrugged, scooting away a bit. “If you don’t want my body, please just... don’t touch it without permission, okay?”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Well, just… I don’t have people touch my knees a lot, how do I know what you might mean by that?” Steve rubbed his forehead in frustration. “It’s confusing, Kevin.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“Steve, if I want to have sex with you I will ask you. I will ask you specifically if you want to have sex. So you can stop assuming things about me, again.” He said, starting to get a bit heated again.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Then stop touching me like that,” Steve mumbled, blushing and looking away. “It’d be much easier to stop wondering what you want from me if you just... stopped being all in my space.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“I patted your knee as I would any other friend. And I never said I didn’t want to. But I won’t because you’ve said no and it makes you uncomfortable. Why are you bringing it up?” He asked confused by the man’s actions.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Well, just... I don’t have people touch my knees a lot, how do I know what you might mean by that?” Steve rubbed his forehead in frustration. “It’s confusing, Kevin.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve spent most of the day trying to walk around with as little use of the cane as possible and he was exhausted. He honestly had no energy left in him and was napping on the couch, sitting with his head lolled back and mouth open, drooling a little.

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Kevin nearly jumped when he saw Steve on the couch, before realizing it was just Steve.He sat on the arm of the couch and turned on the T.V. At least Steve looked adorable right now, even though he was drooling.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

At the movement on the couch, Steve stirred and woke up. “W-what time is it?” he moaned and looked around in a daze. “What… Kevin? Is everything fine?”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Kevin chuckled a bit. “Everything’s fine, Steve and it’s about 7 at night.” He said patting the man’s knee lightly.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shivered and looked down at Kevin’s hand. “What are you doing,” he whispered and moved away a bit. “How can you say you don’t want to fuck me and then touch my knees like that.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve spent most of the day trying to walk around with as little use of the cane as possible and he was exhausted. He honestly had no energy left in him and was napping on the couch, sitting with his head lolled back and mouth open, drooling a little.

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Kevin nearly jumped when he saw Steve on the couch, before realizing it was just Steve.He sat on the arm of the couch and turned on the T.V. At least Steve looked adorable right now, even though he was drooling.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

At the movement on the couch, Steve stirred and woke up. “W-what time is it?” he moaned and looked around in a daze. “What... Kevin? Is everything fine?”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve just nodded and waved at Rolly, still dazed and confused. As soon as Kevin was gone, he wonder what to do. He didn’t feel like watching anything. Instead, he just loitered around the house. He really was exhausted.

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Kevin stayed in the basement for a few more hours before returning upstairs and plopping down on the couch. He then took off his glasses and rubbed his face. Honestly, he had forgotten Steve was even there. Taking care of his children could be tiring at times.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve spent most of the day trying to walk around with as little use of the cane as possible and he was exhausted. He honestly had no energy left in him and was napping on the couch, sitting with his head lolled back and mouth open, drooling a little.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shook his head and laughed bitterly. “Running off is a bit beyond what I could do now anyway,” he said, smiling humorlessly. “But okay. Yeah. I think you are right and it’s probably for the best if we both just… try to cool off.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Kevin nodded and took Rolly oput of his vest, petting her. “Alright, time to go downstairs love.” He said turning and retreating down stairs. Rolly squeaked and waved at the man as he went. “Watch what you like, Steve.” He said before disappearing.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve just nodded and waved at Rolly, still dazed and confused. As soon as Kevin was gone, he wonder what to do. He didn’t feel like watching anything. Instead, he just loitered around the house. He really was exhausted.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“I don’t want you to be mad because of me,” Steve said sadly, surprised again by Kevin’s behavior. This man really was something else. “You’ve been super kind to me, and what do I do? I upset you because I’m scared,” he mumbled and looked down at his fingers. “It’s because of things like that… I keep doing the wrong thing, and kissing you, and getting hard at the sight of you, and then you’re angry or I’m uncomfortable, and just… I don’t know what I’m doing here, I should… I shouldn’t… I don’t know.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“Steve, you’re living with me now. Of course you’re going to piss me off now and again, and I’m probably going to piss you off at some point. But, we just… I don’t know need to work through it some how.. Or talk it out or something… I never was good with that but.. Uhm. I don’t mind all the awkward stuff. And I really didn’t mind you kissing me, though I guess I took it too far.” He admitted a bit nervously. “Look we’ll work things out so just.. Try to relax while I go downstairs with Rolly and try to cool down some more… Is that okay? Or are you going to run off?”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shook his head and laughed bitterly. “Running off is a bit beyond what I could do now anyway,” he said, smiling humorlessly. “But okay. Yeah. I think you are right and it’s probably for the best if we both just... try to cool off.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shuddered and stepped back again. “I should leave,” he said, doing his best to keep the voice level. “Not because you want to throw me out but because my presence is clearly upsetting to you, no matter what you say, even when I don’t mean to upset you.”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

That stopped him, his face paled a bit. “W-What..? No.. “ He said softly, his expression changing completely. “Steve… You’re hurt and have literally no where to go. You, by all means, can’t really leave. And you don’t really need to either. I’m just-” He said taking in a deep breath and trying to calm down a bit. “Just, I’m just mad okay? It’s healthy to be angry sometimes,- I was just.. Smiling God…” He said.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“I don’t want you to be mad because of me,” Steve said sadly, surprised again by Kevin’s behavior. This man really was something else. “You’ve been super kind to me, and what do I do? I upset you because I’m scared,” he mumbled and looked down at his fingers. “It’s because of things like that... I keep doing the wrong thing, and kissing you, and getting hard at the sight of you, and then you’re angry or I’m uncomfortable, and just... I don’t know what I’m doing here, I should... I shouldn’t... I don’t know.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve took a step back at the accusation. “I didn’t… I mean… I did kiss you but it was… I wasn’t thinking, I didn’t mean to… It was not an invitation to fuck me on the spot,” he said and blushed, clenching his fists. “I just kissed an attractive guy, why would you think… I’m not good at these things, I’m good with procedures and conspiracies, not people! And you keep jumping to conclusions!”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“Well you kept accusing me of things! I know you’re not good with people but you can stop trying to think I have some ulterior motive every two seconds! And I was trying to ask if it was okay to have sex! I would’ve been fine if you said no! It was the fact that you started accusing me of things that pissed me off.” He said, furrowing his eyebrows and nearly getting in the man’s face.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve shuddered and stepped back again. “I should leave,” he said, doing his best to keep the voice level. “Not because you want to throw me out but because my presence is clearly upsetting to you, no matter what you say, even when I don’t mean to upset you.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve turned around and looked at Kevin, just hoping this nightmare of a day would end. “I d-didn’t… I- It was not like a… I was just…” He looked around helplessly. “I d-didn’t want to offend you, it’s just… You put a hand on my butt out of nowhere and there is no reasonable way to explain why else you’d want me here, so what was I supposed to think?”

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

“You idiot!” He snapped. “You were kissing me, Steve! I thought you wanted to make out or do more! That’s generally what happens. And! I brought you here because you were hurt and asked for my help, plus I have no one else here! I’m lonely, so of course I’m going to let you stay with me. When we met before I even offered you to come tstay with me!” He said, obviously pretty pissed off now Rolly just whimpered and hid under Kevin’s vest.

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve took a step back at the accusation. “I didn’t... I mean... I did kiss you but it was... I wasn’t thinking, I didn’t mean to... It was not an invitation to fuck me on the spot,” he said and blushed, clenching his fists. “I just kissed an attractive guy, why would you think... I’m not good at these things, I’m good with procedures and conspiracies, not people! And you keep jumping to conclusions!”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

"Steve." Kevin said giggled a bit as he shook the man awake, gently of course. "Hey, Steve.. You need to get up." He said, wondering why the man had chosen to sleep on the couch. "Why don't you come sleep in my bed? It's better for your leg." He said with a small yawn, since it was 3 am. (criminal-kevin-vagina)

Steve woke up with a little gasp and looked at the man shaking him with confusion. “Kevin?… What time…” He looked around, dazed and half-asleep. “In your bed? Oh, I… I didn’t want to disturb you there,” he said with a small blush.

@criminal-kevin-vagina

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

“Okay,” Steve said with relief and stroked Rolly a bit before handing her off to Kevin and standing up. “I’ll go make some tea. Do you want something?” 

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

Rolly squeaked a bit and moved her nubs at the man. “No thank you. And I think she wants you… or us… not sure.” He said, not really enjoying the man’s presence. “I mostly want you to stop accusing me of things for no reason.” He mumbled petting Rolly. 

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve blinked and looked at Kevin, surprised. “I… I’m not accusing you of anything,” he mumbled, not sure how he could be understood as doing such a thing. “I’m just… going to get us tea,” he said and limped towards the kitchen, too confused and shaken by what Kevin said to be able to stand the awkwardness in one place.

[criminal-kevin-vagina]

That fired Kevin up. He was on Steve’s tail in seconds. “Excuse you. An hour ago you were accusing me of using you for sex! And before that you were accusing me of making fun of you! You have definitely accused me of many thing, Steve.”

[stevefromthebluffs-blog]

Steve turned around and looked at Kevin, just hoping this nightmare of a day would end. “I d-didn’t... I- It was not like a... I was just...” He looked around helplessly. “I d-didn’t want to offend you, it’s just... You put a hand on my butt out of nowhere and there is no reasonable way to explain why else you’d want me here, so what was I supposed to think?”