scoot mccute

jerry. twenty-four. personal. previously wolvestime. argentarcherr. scottimccalls. status: semi-hiatus.

[parakavka]

[humoristics]

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

He do a stretch

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[steveirogers]

Thalia: *Goes back to chb after weeks of Gea*

Thalia: *Start looking for Jason*

Thalia: Jason!

Jason: Hey Thals!

Thalia: *Stops in the middle of a hug*

Thalia: *Grab Jason from the shoulders*

Thalia: Oh my gods...

Jason:*Accommodates his glasses* Whaat...?

Thalia: Worst punk girl nightmare.

Thalia: My little bro it's a Nerd.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Digging is hard work.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

Oh, my heart…

[punkrorschach]

GET WRECKED

[pandavalkyrie]

[octarine-flash]

You are son of the earth, the sea, the sky. Magic is the fabric of this world, and you were born of that magic. You are magic itself. 

Merlin (2008-2012)

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Me internally 99% of the time: 

[animusrox]

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

[skalja]

So this scene is only available in the extended cut for home release – it was supposedly cut from the theatrical version because J.K. Simmons was TOO RIPPED and looked way too good in the suit.

[babyanimalgifs]

Um, excuse me sir. What aisle are the carrots in?

[sensiblethingtodo]

[jenneferofjengaberg]

#SQUAD GOALS

[mouseremote147863456]

Tom, it’s just proper advertising.

[greelin]

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

[valentiinexo]

one day when percy finally snaps these will be his exact words

[touchyourblood]

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

That’s so sweet ohmygosh

[pocketgalaxies]

- carl jung

[robertodacosta]

i’m a wolf, not a sheep.