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[stevenpcobs]

I have over 100 messages in my ask box that I haven't answered because they were too stupid to warrant a response, so I suppose I should lay out some guidelines to save all of us some time.

If your question contains any of these things, it's getting immediately deleted. You have been warned, so don't complain about it.

Anything sexually inappropriate, flirtatious, or otherwise gross.

Getting my name wrong on purpose.

The phrase "why did you follow me?" or anything similar. (The answer is: You made an account on a public website. If you have a problem with me following you, use the block button like a normal person.)

The word "popcorn".

Complete nonsense that doesn't contain a question or statement I can actually respond to.

Also, anyone attempting to impersonate me will be blocked. That means intentionally copying my URL, icon, etc.

[stevenpcobs]

Could you be a little more empathetic? just a little.?

Of course not. Why would I?

[stevenpcobs]

Do you feel fathernal towards mephone4

Again, that's not a word.

[stevenpcobs]

i like apples :)

Good for you.

[stevenpcobs]

Guess who got a boyfriend yeesterday!!!!!!!!

I don't care.

[stevenpcobs]

Do you feel materfathernal towards mephone4

That's not a word.

[stevenpcobs]

Askin on anon cause I think it's still bugged

Which do u prefer, cookies or donuts? :3

Neither.

[stevenpcobs]

Yo, Steve Cobs, you ain't slick, you just a corn with a suit,

Talkin' 'bout the future, but your plans all fruitless.

Built a whole empire, still nobody impressed,

Got a million gadgets, but your ego's the mess.

You call yourself a genius, call yourself a king,

But every time you show up, hear the failure bell ring.

Got MePhones scared, got employees stressed,

If being a bad boss was a test, you'd ace it, no less.

Steve Cobs, Steve Cobs, what a joke, what a fraud,

Acting like a legend, but you're corn from the cob.

Big CEO energy, tiny self-esteem,

You're the villain of the show and the punchline of the scene.

Meeple on the logo, but the people ain't pleased,

You got power and money, still begging "notice me."

Every grand speech sounds like a corporate ad,

Trying to look cool while everybody's mad.

You say, "The future is so yesterday," that's wild,

Sounds deep for a second, then it sounds like a child.

Master manipulator? Nah, that's overstated,

Half your evil schemes end up getting outdated.

Corn man, corn man, ruler of the field,

But one little challenge and you instantly yield.

Built all that tech just to crash and burn,

Guess respect is one thing you never could earn.

Steve Cobs, Steve Cobs, hear the crowd boo loud,

All that confidence but you ain't making us proud.

From the boardroom throne to the villain hall of shame,

You got the title of CEO—but not the game.

Did you actually take the time to write all this yourself? That's just sad.

[stevenpcobs]

Isn't he adorable.arw you getting cuteness aggression again do you want to kill him

He's so cute.

[stevenpcobs]

steve how did you (or a.d.a.m.) even find toilet?

Random selection. By which I mean we just kinda grabbed him off the streets like a stray cat. But in a perfectly ethical and legal manner.

[stevenpcobs]

Do you like my cool font

No.

[worldwide-web]

Suitcase if She was Bald

[stevenpcobs]

FTM cobs real? Is this canon?

No.

[stevenpcobs]

Do you feel maternal towards mephone4

"Maternal" would imply I was female, so no.

[starryscaless]

doodle page

[stevenpcobs]

I trust you,corn man..

As you should.

[stevenpcobs]

steve the toilets clogged

I don't care.