I found Steve Harrington on reddit
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I found Steve Harrington on reddit
let me paint you a picture
Vecna is dead. The Upside Down is gone. A thing of the past, really. Except... it's not, of course it's not. Enough time goes by for things to start settling down. But. There's always a but.
Steve disappears and no one notices. But not because no one cared. It's not the case of Steve the Rich Jock. Of Steve the Friendless. Of Steve with Big House and No Parents.
No one notices because no one remembers him ever existing.
Robin feels like a part of her is missing, like there's an itch she can't quite scratch. Her shifts at the bookstore that she owns seem dull and her eyes keep sliding over to the doors like she's waiting for someone to enter. Her flat feels cold. There's an empty room across the hall.
There's a guy Eddie's kissing in the back alley and it makes him feel nothing at all. There's an S tattoed on his hip. He doesn't remember getting it. He must've been drunk. Or high. He keeps wondering why he stayed so close to Hawkins despite all the trouble it brought him. Must've been Wayne, even though his uncle has more than once declared himself ready to move on.
Dustin mourns an older brother he never had. He stylizes his hair but can't remember where he learnt it from when Suzie asks. The Scoops Troops has always been three people; him, and Erica, and Robin, but no, that doesn't sound right. How would they get past that one guard? And those demodogs in '84? Jonathan? Nancy? They were busy with Will, weren't they?
Nancy hates pools. She can't remember why. There was a party of some sort and Barb...Barb got sucked into the Hell that lives and breathes under Hawkins. But...why would they go to a party in the first place? It makes no sense.
And so on, and so on.
Until, one day, Eddie and Robin stumble upon an abondanoed car in the middle of a forgotten road by the forrest. Keys still inside. And a bat full of nails on the driver's seat.
the Duffer brothers: *thinking Eddie giving Steve his vest was a cute bro moment*
Us: GAY, GAY, HOMOSEXUAL, GAY-
Eddie chronically leaves his rings at Steve’s place to the point that Steve checks the bathroom and kitchen sink every time after he leaves, only to find one of them there every time.
Not that Steve is entirely complaining since this means he gets to call him and Eddie gets to stop by on his own to pick them up.
But when they’re at the Wheeler’s place, and Eddie says he’s going to the bathroom, Steve says, “Be careful not to leave one of your rings behind,” with a wink that has the kids exchanging confused looks. But Steve doesn’t notice because he’s too distracted by the light blush coloring Eddie’s cheeks.
“Why would Eddie leave one of his rings behind?” Dustin asks Steve when Eddie’s out of earshot.
Steve laughs. “He leaves one behind every time he washes his hands I swear. I don’t know how he hasn’t lost one at this point.” But his amusement is quick to die down when he realizes the kids are staring at him as if he’s absolutely insane. “What?”
They all glance at each other, and Steve is surprised when Mike is the first to pipe in, “He never leaves them anywhere. They’re like his prized possession. I’ve never even seen him take them off.”
Stobin going to pretentious fancy restaurants on valentines day to stage elaborate messy public arguments. They compete every year to see which one of them can come up with the most out of pocket shit to accuse the other of.
Robin usually has a better storyline planned but Steve can cry on command and it usually wins him the fights because he'll get sympathy support from nearby tables.
I was at Costco yesterday and I walked by a man chanting under his breath to himself very intensely, "I'm not a homewrecker. I'm not a homewrecker. I'M NOT A HOMEWRECKER."
It felt like too unique of an experience for me not to steddify it immediately.
Anyways, Eddie sees Steve and Robin at the grocery store and assumes they're together because they're sharing a cart and bickering over their household groceries like a married couple, but he still finds Steve so attractive.
Steve catches him staring and throws him a flirty wink and a cute little finger wiggle back.
Which causes Eddie to sprint away, verbally reminding himself that he cannot hit on taken men, much to Steve and Robin’s great amusement.
Eddie stares deep into the freezer full of frozen vegetables, cold air stinging his skin, and pretends to be enchanted by the bag of peas in front of his face, because hot guy and his wife are making their way down the aisle behind him and Eddie is NOT a homewrecker, goddamn it—flirty, perfect smile be damned.
"Steve," hot guy's wife says, loudly. Eddie curls further into the frozen vegetable shelf in front of him.
"Steve, my BEST, most PLATONIC friend," says hot guy's not-wife. Eddie straightens back up instantly. His forehead clips the shelf and he struggles to catch the falling bags.
"Steve, my very BISEXUAL friend, what would you do if a guy asked you out, right now, this second, in this frozen food section?"
"Well," says hot guy Steve. "That would depend, Robin, my very lesbian, platonic best friend."
"On what?" asks hot guy's not-wife lesbian best friend, Robin. They're passing directly behind Eddie now, strolling by at a glacial pace.
"For starters, does this guy have long brown hair?"
Eddie has long brown hair.
"He does!" crows not-wife Robin.
"How about some tattoos? This guy has to have a tattoo or twenty."
Eddie has thirty-two tattoos. More has to be better, right?
"Oh, absolutely," platonic best friend Robin says. Eddie peeks at them through his hair, and not-wife Robin is nodding sagely. "Definitely has those too."
"Well, how about a leather jacket? Maybe a few rips in his jeans? I think maybe a denim vest too, with some patches."
Holy shit.
"Yeah, yeah!" lesbian Robin says enthusiastically. "What would you do if a guy like that were to ask you out right now?"
"Oh, a guy like that?" hot guy Steve hums, pretending to think. Eddie's openly staring now, leaning all the way out of the door of the freezer, hanging on every word. "I would get on my knees for him, obviously—"
Eddie's already moved and slammed his hand on the freezer door over Steve's shoulder. The smile on his face feels a little maniacal, but hot guy Steve doesn't seem put off. In fact, he seems to be entirely smug about this turn of events, even as his not-wife Robin is jogging away with their cart, cackling.
"Hi," says hot guy Steve. "Did you have a question?"
Max visits Robin and Nancy in Boston, ‘89
(but i've got an interactive sick and twisted imagination, and that's gotta count for something!)
My niche
Imagine if Corroded Coffin got popular and over the years they released a shit ton of music. But one year they came out with a metal Christmas album. All of the songs going hard and exactly what everyone expected. Except, the last song was Not metal.
The cover of Santa Baby was more stripped down then the rest and Eddie put so much sexual tension in his singing that everyone is freaking out about it. He doesn't change the words of the song and people just think it's his dramatics.
But then they post a music video for Santa Baby. And instead of one of the Corroded Coffin boys in the Santa outfit, it's some guy no one recognizes. Eddie dances around the guy, and it's the gayest thing anyone's seen.
And well, only their close family recognize it as Steve, Eddie's (illegal) husband.n
Polaroid #2 June 17th 1987
Gareth : Why do you look like that?
Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Gareth : Like you’re dead.
Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.
Eddie : *sobs into the floor*
JOE KEERY 2023, Behind The Blinds Magazine
@eddiemonth prompt, oct 30th: Costumes | Children of the Grave - Black Sabbath | Loyal [1.9k, rated T] read on ao3 + masterpost | tumblr masterlist
“No, no, no, no—” Gareth protests, ducking the Donkey costume mask that Eddie tosses his way backstage. “Not again! Dude, that thing smells like having a condom over your face and it’s impossible to drum in. I’m not doing it this year. No way. Someone else is taking one for the team this time.”
Eddie cackles, trying not to cry with laughter and smudge his green face paint. “Decide amongst yourselves then, but someone is wearing it. We’ve gotta commit.”
☆ ROBIN BUCKLEY ☆ [insp.]
won't go down in history, but i will go down on your sister
"You're dead, Harrington!"
Steve sprints off down the hall, making a sharp left turn in hopes of losing him. He looks around at the doors, eyes settling on the drama room. Yeah, no one would guess that he would go in there.
He runs and easily pulls the door open, softly closing it behind him, leaning against the door to listen for Billy.
"You can't run from me!" he yells, somewhere outside in the hallway.
Shit.
Steve backs up a bit until he runs into something, and suddenly there's a hand covering his mouth with rings digging into his cheek while a bit of silver glints in his eyes. "Don't freak out, Harrington. I'm here to help. Hide behind the red curtain."
The guy lets him go, and Steve whips around taking in the guy everyone calls "The Freak." He just raises his eyebrows at him, so Steve takes the hint and darts behind the red curtains behind a throne of some kind.
There's a slight creaking, then Steve hears the door swing open and slam against the wall.
"Billy Hargrove. I didn't know you were interested in theatre," the freak says smugly. Eddie? That's his name, right?
Steve Harrington my favorite head empty no thoughts himbo, you would most definitely assume that your fellow queer friends knew you liked both. No need to come out to them, they obviously know. That’s why they are so comfortable with him, right? Like he doesn’t want to shout it from the rooftops because it’s obviously not safe, but surely Robin and Eddie can sense him from a mile away? They don’t need to worry about him at this gay bar. Wait—why are they so shocked that he just made out with a guy on the dance floor?